Kevin Stewart

There's that Iris Elbow on Graham Norton... #thingsmymothersaid

"Just when I thought he couldn't sink any lower..." often precedes comments about Trump...but people, stop thinking and saying that... he can and he will. There is no bottom line or human decency with this mentally ill narcissist... (no, I've no plans to visit the U.S.)

I look forward to it...

For some reason your "death list 2025" jumped up.. in fairness your hit rate is pretty good...

My late mother watched an episode of Luther and then proclaimed "that Iris Elbow is a great actor..."

When in school a fellow student (aged about 10) was reading a story out loud to the class ... we couldn't figure what Alas-tians were but there were a lot of them in the story (turned out to be Alsatians)... and when he then told us his dog had dirrahoa... well sin scéal eile as we Irish say...

Sometimes you go to a gig not knowing what to expect because you're not too familiar with the songs. And it turns into the "gig of the year" so far. JJ Grey & Mofro in Whelans last night was all that...

Oh get out of that pub now..run quickly...drink that and I guarantee you'll be running in a different way... and tell me you're not in a bar in Ireland....

How do you get to voice an audiobook? I ask because I'm listening to one at the moment and it is littered with mispronunciations and a seeming inability to structure any sentence containing a comma. Even got the name of the main character wrong at one stage. Irritating...I presume he got paid...🤔

Me and Mary Kate...that time of year...The Quiet Man... she was nearly 95 when I met her but still had a twinkle in her eye...

Why oh why do people pay good money to go to gigs and then spend almost the entire set talking loudly amongst themselves thereby pi****g off everyone around them that might, you know, actually want to hear the songs instead of listening to a feckin know all explaining to his mates how guitars work?

And the wine Tom...what wine?

Said it before, saying it again..Moyes out.. yeah right.. Everton rejuvenated.. We'll be okay with Potter but oh the frustration of wasting a potentially good season.. #westham...

I think you need some eggspert advice on this... (sorry..I'll get my coat...)

I think I read somewhere that they are categorised based on weight rather than size...

"You're some bollix..." is a term of affection...

So Trump wants Gaza, basically the locals can f*** off while he, his family and his billionaire buddies work out how to make a mountain of money from rebuilding the place as a tourist destination.. from Trump Plaza to Trump Gaza... right so...sure what's wrong with that...

Well we might as well be playing because we're sure as hell not busy signing anyone..

Ah. Rows in the camp. Main man fired. Usual "who owns the name" stuff followed. Most of them are still playing together in a band called Black Eyed Sons (thanks Google..)

Primal Scream? Yes, they are. Hope so anyway. I have tickets to see them in Dublin in April..

Get them to clean all the windows and change all the light bulbs in the buildings they design before it's handed over...

I've heard many politicians wonder why they're held in such low esteem, why there is apathy at election time, why they are often criticised, ridiculed or worse, why they are amongst the least trusted. Well, lads, watch any 5 minutes of today's Dail clown show and wonder no more..

Puckoon by Spike Milligan.. I've read it about 10 times..

Same here Tom...they had it just to the north and south but missed us in the middle... my granddaughter was disappointed as she harboured hopes of a snowman and a day off school...

Take away menu from my local Indian...now I'm not Vegan (don't worry, I'll be sure to tell you all when I convert) but am I right in saying that a dish containing butter, even if it is Kerrygold, could not be vegan given its dairy content..

I saw him sitting outside a restaurant in Marbella.. he seemed cheerful enough. Obviously was still alive at the time...

Oh mudder a gawd I'd almost forgotten.. watching Scannal 20 Blian here on RTE1 and they've just resurrected the Joe Jacobs "Factsheet and Iodine tablets" interview with Marian Finnucane. I used it for years as a "how not to do it" when talking about communications. Hilarious if it wasn't so serious.

Crikey Jen... Jimmy Page though? He looks to be in rude health...

The Christmas present from my daughter and son...a signed Hammers shirt. I raised them well. My work here is done...

Ffs that's up there with Prince Andrews "conduct unbecoming" description of Epstein's rape and abuse of underage girls...