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Salami Advent Calendar, Czech Republic. podnikovka.cz/uzeniny_c103...

I'm trying to sell some unwanted items on facebook marketplace, and I've never known stress like it.

I feel like each message is another insane demand, issued during some sort of hostage situation, where the hostage is my time.

I've been ghosted more times than Derek Acorah.

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Preston Bus Station unframed print | Gail Myerscough Preston Bus Station unframed print Inspired by Preston Bus StationPreston bus station is the central bus station in the city of Preston in Lancashire, England.It was built by Ove Arup and Partners in ...

Ooh... One of @gailmyerscough.co.uk's prints in the wild!

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That's half a case of decent wine!

Panel 1. image of a huge nuclear plant. “Reactor Overheating” 2. A worker in a hazmat suit works at a computer. The screen reads: “Press cancel to avoid critical overload” 3 - 9. The worker continues to type at the computer. The screen changes in each panel and reads: “Enter password to confirm” “Incorrect password” “Incorrect password” “Do you want to reset your password?” “Reset link has been sent to your email” “Please choose a new password” “New password can't be the same as old password” The colour gets hotter in each panel. Starting blue in 1 and ending in red in 9. Panel 10. Wide view. The entire earth is blown up.

2/3 I have made three of my cartoons into new, limited edition prints. You can get them now at www.tomgauld.com/shop

Are you now affecting an air of untramelled invincibility? 😁

Oh no, not at all. 😬

He was making such a bad job of reversing that I got out of my car and shouted 'Do you want me to do that for you, love?".
His wife burst out laughing and the mechanics clapped.

These things don't happen often, but are delicious when they do. 😁

negotiated my way back to my parking space. He shouted "Do you want me to do that for you, love?". In the time that he took to laugh at me and make further hand gestures somebody left another parking space and drove towards him in a more aggressive fashion than I had and forced him backwards.

Outside one of the garages, several mechanics were sitting having lunch. Having done what I needed to do, I drove out of my parking space and made to leave. Half way through this assault course, a car came to meet me who refused to reverse and made a number of hand gestures at me while I

Some considerable years ago, I was visiting a Bodyworks/Car spraying yard which was a collection of garages at various right angles with cars parked all over the place - a fairly tight, complicated angular "S" bend with inches of free space either side of the car.

Something I think about often.

Ooh, thanks for reminding me the rugby's on. It's one of those days when the telly is on the same channel for so long it sends out "You OK, hun?" messages.

We have spiders that like to weave their webs around the wing mirrors. They're disturbingly resilient. One of them survived a journey to Bordeaux.

It's that time of year already? 🤔

As always on this day: Remember, Remember the 5th of November, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb.

Harvard Gazette: Gazette: “You are the mother of two In ten years you have produced three novels and two short-story collections. Can you talk about your process and how you manage work and family?” Groff: “I understand that this is a question of vital importance to a lot of people, particularly to other mothers who are artists trying to get their work done, and know that I feel for everyone in the struggle. But until I see a male writer asked that question, I am going to respectfully decline to answer it.”

There's one for Possible Password Pile to be tweaked accordingly. 🥳

This could be an Irish woman

robin saying 'black fri ...' tony iommi slapping him saying 'black sabbath'

Just to pre-empt any Amazon/sales bullshit taking place this month.

With a head and a half of garlic in the Carbonnade and the remaining half with the spuds.

#ImmunityBoosting
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I used to have 07:30 meetings with my colleagues in Australia.
On a Monday. 🤬

And I didn't even notice. 😬

There's always time for food bollocks. ❤️

Remember the porridge advert where kids were surrounded in a red haze? Well, people went home exuding a strange purple fug.

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

ONE clove of garlic is for amateurs.

Mind you, we used to cook a dish called "Chicken stuffed with 50 cloves of garlic" which a guest misunderstood as 50 heads.

Much confusion ensued : "Well, HOW exactly? It can't all fit in there?! WHAT SIZE IS THE CHICKEN?!!

THIS!

It's even better when you tell them they owe you money and they agree. 😁