Peter Scott

I have self-banned myself

My fault for making poor life choices.

I don’t need a house this big for two people

2 months of usage. 250sm of stone built farmhouse

Upstairs it’s reversible heat pumps, downstairs wood or pellet stoves. However we had to heat the west wing (electric radiators) when SiL visited from the antipodes

I live in one of those weird departments where there is no EDF, just one supplier, the department
Just staring at my almost 600€ bill

Oh, nasty.
Teenagers are too young to discover mortality

Practitioner in charge of the rodent clinic

Don’t we all?

Oh, gosh
I hope all ok
Was he a shopper or is it a job there, not that it matters against what happened

Looks a little stern to me

Can I have an appointment?

Meaugh, hiss

That’s not underwear for female comedians is it

That could have been me … if I wasn’t spoke for

Also poor and no longer have a lab

My surrogate Canadian sister always gets in a romantic mood at this time of the year

For the love of the right person she’d give up vegetarianism and hold a candle for them

Never let a French person hear you say haricot vert are disappointing

I suspect that my banking advisor has been replaced by a chat bot

I ask for information on alternatives and their costs. He sends a loan application form with no context

French fancies
Belgian buns
French fries
Couque suisse

Non existent foods in their nations

You have a conscience and therefore wake up early (and cats too).

I have no conscience and therefore wake late

Boxed by Mr Kipling and covered with gooey icing.

I hope not.

Photos??
Pic of hot water
Pic of warm radiator
Pic of new boiler
Pic of broken teenager
Pic of remnants of old system
Picture of the wind

The world craves to know

Like Liam Neeson, I « have are a very particular set of skills »

Most DIY isn’t among them, and as I want to be part of the community I use French artisans

* this man broke a hammer papering the ceiling

Vicariously, I love the view from your room

Down your way @franglaise.bsky.social ?

But if it is recently installed the installer’s décennal might cover it

Back in the 80’s the woman I shared an office with confused the coal fields of the Ruhr with the cabbage fields of Ruhr

When I was much younger I went past the dentelle museum in Calais and I thought, cool they have a false teeth museum

What’s your early mistranslation?

Stop being able to afford MSFT software licenses ?

You made them from Smash instant mash potato?

Different 😂😂😂

Quick visit to nearby communes on La Gartempe.
Friends were flooded out two years ago, now water is at least one metre lower than their house

Nearby Montmorillon
Flood sirens sounded this morning, but river only 2.5 metres higher than normal

I thought about it.
However I had my SiL in tow on possibly her final European visit

Next time, definitely

I only crossed that bridge 3 weeks ago