Jarrod

If a human being did anything like this they would be jailed, executed, and known as a pariah for generations. There’s something so sinister about human being programming a machine to behave in this manner.

I’ve been in enough large online communities to know there’s always a little fascist freak or a sex pest hanging around and my track record at identifying them is superb. My online enemies always falter, they don’t have my good politics, the Tao of the poster, or the Mandate of Heaven.

If Logan breaks please know it was I who put him in the mind prison.

The incel movement makes no sense. The modern man can get unlimited pussy by simply being able to cook a moderately technical meal and having a well decorated stardew valley farm that produces at least 1m G per week

Nothing but respect for my golden retriever GOAT QB

Go Bucks

Trying to decide if I want to taint this place with my disdain for Ryan Day tomorrow or not.

seeing everyone i went to high school post about being on Threads makes me even more “all set on that” than i already was

How I mask my pain when another social media app

Bluesky is a Country Club and Threads is a Muni Course I will not elaborate further

My uncle smoked a joint I gave him on memorial day today, his first weed since the 70s. He journaled all of his internal monologue and external interactions and it is probably the funniest shit I have ever read.

When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here

Wait are you telling me I cannot use gifs on here?

Real

Real Baja hours

I might not live all my dreams, but it’s comforting to know I’ll never spend $44 billion on a website because I wanted everyone on planet Earth to think I was funny and they still didn’t so I ruined it

have you guys given the paypigs invite codes yet

Get fucked Jordan ya tall bitch

I ran out of coffee beans and the AQI is 258 today

Give me invite code

Listening to my very important “Golf and workout pump up playlist” this morning which consists of all of the female artists that I would like to beat me to death with a cast iron skillet (Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus, Ke$ha, Dua Lipa, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, Beyoncé, and Demi Lovato)

If I don’t get an invite code soon I will [REDACTED]

what kind of depraved fuck wants weekly updates on their credit score

Wow I cannot believe they let me, a mentally deranged freak, on yet another website. You will all come to regret this.