𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖕® @ohnocoop

Tell your boss to stop jerking you off so you can work.

13.12.2025 03:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know my theory about you.

13.12.2025 03:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Great news @jch24.bsky.social!

13.12.2025 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

a south park character says god damn it ALT: a south park character says god damn it

12.12.2025 23:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your mom started in a movie I made. Y’all can review that.

12.12.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nick Krall: I’d rather have Tommy Pham

12.12.2025 22:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods ALT: a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods

12.12.2025 01:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh no

12.12.2025 01:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A man has been going around stealing wheels off of cop cars.

🚓

Police are working tirelessly to find him.

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12.12.2025 00:29 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Would any like to hear another joke?

12.12.2025 00:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not proud of this joke.

WHY DIDN’T ANYONE IN THE COURTROOM STOP HIM?

12.12.2025 00:11 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

I’ll never understand why every news station sends people to report from the salt domes to say the same shit over and over.

We know people are working there, we know there are trucks and plows and salt. Why is this a thing?

12.12.2025 00:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

a man in a red hat and fur coat says i hate you i hate you ALT: a man in a red hat and fur coat says i hate you i hate you

12.12.2025 00:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want a NBA and/or NHL team to move here, but they’d probably hurt me too.

11.12.2025 23:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It would make me believe in god

11.12.2025 23:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Reds refuse to try.

The Bengals are imploding.

Kentucky hired a potato to coach basketball.

Will Stein is months away from coaching a game.

It’s a bleak sports era for yours truly.

11.12.2025 23:41 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

The national media needs to keep hammering the Reds, because the local media won’t.

11.12.2025 20:20 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Guy: What is an IV for?

Roman: Yes

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11.12.2025 16:22 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Would anyone like to hear a joke?

11.12.2025 16:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is Quaker Steak still in existence? The one in Florence closed a while ago.

11.12.2025 16:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ll take Colton Cowser

11.12.2025 16:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bob Nightengale said the Reds were willing to match the 5/150 for Schwarber and he still told them to get fucked.

I bet Nick Krall turned him off in that meeting being a creep.

11.12.2025 03:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

After seeing he was arrested, I rescind the high five.

11.12.2025 00:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

10.12.2025 23:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Michigan fans have already doxed the administration assistant that got knocked up.

Is it bad that I’d high five Sherrone Moore?

10.12.2025 23:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

But the buyout could lessen

10.12.2025 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Definitely windy in Michigan

10.12.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do they not teach pulling out in Ann Arbor?

10.12.2025 22:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Allowing Mark Stoops to take over in Clifton. Smart.

10.12.2025 22:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s time to bring him home Michigan

10.12.2025 21:39 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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