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Psychic Chamberpot

@citizensarrest.bsky.social

Conduit for Christ’s Divine Justice Driving School

13 Followers  |  6 Following  |  179 Posts  |  Joined: 07.08.2023  |  1.9549

Latest posts by citizensarrest.bsky.social on Bluesky

Occasionally you receive a call from Allah to watch Johnathan Wick in 480p

25.08.2025 05:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A.M

28.05.2025 06:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Biblically accurate commuter

22.05.2025 06:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Y’all MFers aren’t ready for my Bin Laden fanfic
#binladenXreader

12.05.2025 02:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Spectators at the Vatican wait eagerly as brown liquid seen spraying out of the pope pipe

07.05.2025 20:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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CIA to release previously sealed documents identifying race of skeeter valentine

01.05.2025 05:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ham radio

22.04.2025 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mom dad wake up, I’ve got a rash that looks like Vietnamese Goofy

15.04.2025 17:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me, an intellectual:
“I’m crafting paste”

15.04.2025 05:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

While you were having premarital sex, I was developing pre-diabetes

12.04.2025 20:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Symbrioche

05.04.2025 00:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So

23.03.2025 01:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Blue (da ba dee da ba di)
lives matter

20.03.2025 23:58 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Shout-out to the Duolingo gulag bird for reminding me to extend my friends streak during my father’s memorial. Practice makes perfect

19.03.2025 16:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

glue

02.03.2025 00:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No you aren’t

27.02.2025 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It should be illegal to speak to me

26.02.2025 21:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Toad of Frogland

26.02.2025 16:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, she “ate and left no crumbs”?
More like she “shit and did not flush”!!

17.02.2025 00:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🎶owner of a horny dog🎶

06.02.2025 20:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beer is the mind filler

30.01.2025 06:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This place is basically a chamber pot for my thoughts. Drink up, you serfs

29.01.2025 03:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wakanda occasionally

24.01.2025 02:39 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

ALEXA play Mulholland drive doo-doo man scene on repeat; MAX VOLUME

18.01.2025 02:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s umami

17.01.2025 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What are they saying about me

14.01.2025 02:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This should empower you

12.01.2025 03:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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