@omara.bsky.social: The Brontë sisters were hot, right?
Me: Yeah, they all had tuberculosis.
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@omara.bsky.social: The Brontë sisters were hot, right?
Me: Yeah, they all had tuberculosis.
Sorry can’t go out tonight, staying in and crying about Alysa Liu
20.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wished a fellow Pisces placement happy Pisces season and then realized that doesn’t feel right, so instead corrected to have a longing wistful Pisces season
20.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yes workout in a hot room do activity that makes you hot while also very hot that sounds fun and good and not like torture
20.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am ok with AI if we can recruit them to the class war
19.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ok whoever has the death note this is your chance to do the funniest thing…
18.02.2026 20:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0all I’m saying is that Etsy banned the witches right before they released the files
18.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Texting the bestie be like:
17.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Knowing that Martin is directly involved in Knight of the 7 Kingdoms feels like him explicitly trying let everyone know they completely missed his point about the ruling class in GOT.
16.02.2026 14:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Last night I dreamed Bad Bunny was my boyfriend. Not in a horny way, he was just very attentive.
13.02.2026 13:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s cool that men in our lives will tell women that not everything is misogyny only to gain tangible proof that every aspect of our adolescence was specifically crafted by pedophiles to make us primed for their pleasure and abuse
12.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Like 3 years ago all my group chats were about starting communes now they are about buying guns
12.02.2026 19:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Furious we let the evil French Ice Skaters win
12.02.2026 14:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One thing a party of gay people in a dnd campaign is gonna do is make a party of all casters
11.02.2026 00:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I turned this into a reel bc this is what the media landscape is now.
09.02.2026 02:04 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I can’t believe Lin isn’t there selling Piraguas
09.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My new favorite activity is attending NYC dance classes where I quickly discover I’m totally out of my depths
07.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Women like doing Pilates so we, The Men, need to find something wrong with it. In this essay, I will -
07.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
05.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 4071 🔁 993 💬 2 📌 0The one bright spot is the Muppet Press Tour
06.02.2026 17:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look I’m willing to publicly admit how many hours I have pumped into BG3 if it gets me a chance at being in that writers room
06.02.2026 15:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve seen the most beautiful and interesting women of our generation go on divine spiritual journeys over the most mid men ever born
06.02.2026 03:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, but that’s my emotional rumination!
06.02.2026 02:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tbh the Epstein files should be what sparks the class war
05.02.2026 04:49 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0hahahahahaha *screams* *sobs*
05.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Men mad at Romantasy’s popularity like they don’t keep writing the same book about WW2
04.02.2026 04:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please join me in playing dnd where you can escape to a reality where you solve your problems by committing violence against evil overlords and the overlords arent even remotely as evil as they are in the real world
04.02.2026 04:17 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol how is everyone processing the worst news to ever exist
04.02.2026 01:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So when does Neil Gaiman do Rogan
03.02.2026 13:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We have the Epstein List but not the 2017 NYT Broadway Me Too article
03.02.2026 02:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0