Sam (freelance court jester)

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

Never beating the vampire allegations lol

behold: a woman

Screenshot of Brennan Lee mulligan holding a mug and looking at peace with the world with text reading “girl who is going to be ok”

Gonna miss him 🥲 #gamechanger

OMG I saw the premiere of this in DC a couple years ago and it was sooooo bad 🥸

Drawing of person lying on the floor in a puddle of their own tears holding the life altering album “forever is a feeling”

Happy “New Lucy Dacus Album” day to all who celebrate

I hope every person that greedily uses genAI to make a mockery of Miyazaki’s work turns into a pig to be used for bacon at the bathhouse

STUNNING 🤩

Happiest of birthdays! I hope you have a wonderful day 🥳

Thoroughly Piratical Stede 🙂‍↕️

That Julie Andrews pic is actually from thoroughly modern millie and somehow it fits even more lol

The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar

Was about to make a catastrophic blues joke but then I checked and boss baby has green eyes rip

Tweet reading: Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of 'Boss Baby' vibes from this...

Truly it’s giving

Groggle

Hey All: Google is pulling the "automatically on for anyone over 18" bullshit with Gemini that the Dropbox did for its AI, but I can't afford to ditch Google Drive/Docs/Workspace.

If you have a personal Google Account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off...

Ross and Travis in matching blue and yellow fits at the eras tour

2 hims indeed 🙂‍↕️

saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

National Treasure 3 is gonna be lit

New Grammy category: best reptile vocalist

OF COURSE YOU DID 😤🫶

Stede bonnet from our flag means death holding a cupcake with happy birthday balloons and confetti behind him

Hap birth friendo 🎈🎈🎈

Screen shot of a tweet from this day in 2020 by the San Miguel sheriff department about there being a large boulder the size of a small boulder in the middle of the road.

Happy “Large Boulder the size of a Small Boulder” Day to all those who celebrate.

Brown tabby with crazy eyes chewing on rainbow cat toy

She gets the gremlin from me

Carrier pigeon based meal delivery service named uber twEATs I think I really have something here

Adds to the mystique

I’ll mail some to you with the records 🙂‍↕️

Screenshot of online listing for life size replica of count orlok’s sarcophagus from nosferatu (2024).

Anyone got a spare $20,000