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Just another friggen massive storm cloud.

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Latest posts by jumulojimbus.bsky.social on Bluesky

Here’s the thing:

If you as a red state Republican conservative whatever are afraid of the ‘crime problem’ in ‘lib sanctuary cities’ you don’t have to go there.

Pretty easy.

If they’re overrun with crime you can sit back and relax in your safe haven state and enjoy and spend your money there.

10.10.2025 02:36 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Brisket is the classic answer. The Franklin book is an excellent tutorial or you can just look around online. I wrap with butcher paper, not foil as a result.

Turkey breast is faster and would be a great thing to try ahead of Thanksgiving.

10.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve never seen anything remotely this petty charged as bank fraud.

09.10.2025 22:11 — 👍 5132    🔁 1099    💬 190    📌 23

The admin that cried wolf

09.10.2025 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I hope ensuring many unnecessary deaths around the world through the dismantling of USAID was worth *checks notes* not doing much.

What an utter shit show of soft power.

09.10.2025 13:34 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So yesterday a reporter asked Donald Trump about the writ of habeas corpus, and he had no idea what it was.

"I don't know," he said. "I'd rather leave that to Kristi."

Well, It turns out Sen. Hassan asked Kristi Noem about it in May, and this was Noem's response:

09.10.2025 11:03 — 👍 5816    🔁 1992    💬 293    📌 120

"we are going to murder americans without due process"
~pam bondi, US attorney general

08.10.2025 23:28 — 👍 2809    🔁 1045    💬 80    📌 25

Since he's never driven this seems pretty close to taking the keys away from grandpa...

And also demonstrates his corrupt intent.

09.10.2025 00:13 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A Richard Scarry illustration of a skeleton-bone dragster being driven by a little mouse

A Richard Scarry illustration of a skeleton-bone dragster being driven by a little mouse

Richard Scarry: Fury Road

08.10.2025 00:56 — 👍 806    🔁 157    💬 10    📌 10

The fact that piss boy Jack exists for these weirdos is a failure of their immune system.

08.10.2025 23:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"Sir, another Antifa has breached our meme wall. We must poast through it."

08.10.2025 22:03 — 👍 35    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1

This would be extremely funny if it weren't extremely sad.

08.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To be a Republican today is to fully reject the Golden Rule.

08.10.2025 22:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's super nice. I'm not sure where mine is. 🤔

08.10.2025 21:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Texas National Guard soldiers arriving in Illinois. Many of them look like they haven't missed a meal.

Text: Elite, beef hot dipped, squad arrives from Texas

Texas National Guard soldiers arriving in Illinois. Many of them look like they haven't missed a meal. Text: Elite, beef hot dipped, squad arrives from Texas

08.10.2025 21:52 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Seems like he's a pretty terrible pick to be speaker...

08.10.2025 18:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is one vehicle maintenance item I've done with my EVs that I didn't do for previous vehicles.

Add washer fluid

It always got topped up with something else. Bit since the EV requires so little maintenance, I find myself needing to top it up.

08.10.2025 18:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Article II is not a license to kill.

07.10.2025 14:14 — 👍 14    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Who's the dummy who stated a trade war with China, Kev?

06.10.2025 14:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How about Pão de queijo

06.10.2025 14:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This evening, President Trump is ordering 400 members of the Texas National Guard for deployments to Illinois, Oregon, and other locations within the United States. No officials from the federal government called me directly to discuss or coordinate.

06.10.2025 01:44 — 👍 13560    🔁 4329    💬 708    📌 402

Abbott egged on the Jade Helm conspiracists, who claimed that a military training operation was actually Obama invading the state of Texas.

Now a U.S. president is deploying Texas troops to other states to dominate and intimidate those states, and Abbott is complicit.

06.10.2025 02:20 — 👍 1618    🔁 435    💬 25    📌 18

Calling up one state's National Guard to deploy in another state against latter's express wishes raises issues - constitutional, legal, political, and historical - that federalizing a state's own National Guard does not. And are distinct from deploying other state NGs into federally-controlled DC.

06.10.2025 02:17 — 👍 543    🔁 140    💬 19    📌 5

As we've seen, our statewide electeds are the toadiest of the toads.

06.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Washington Post economics columnist moves to The Bulwark Catherine Rampell will write a weekly economics and policy-focused newsletter for the anti-Trump media brand.

“Catherine Rampell is joining The Bulwark, where she will write a weekly economics and policy-focused newsletter while contributing to the company’s podcasts and YouTube channels.

‘Catherine is one of the best…We’re beyond thrilled she’s decided to join us.’”

www.semafor.com/article/10/0...

06.10.2025 02:05 — 👍 1542    🔁 199    💬 63    📌 14

Listening to Romney in just over 2 weeks and I already have my question.

05.10.2025 20:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If he believes this, 25A; if he doesn’t, impeach and remove.

05.10.2025 18:23 — 👍 53    🔁 20    💬 4    📌 0
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Holy hell. DHS just openly stated that its agents use “reasonable suspicion” to make ARRESTS. This is blatantly unconstitutional. The Supreme Court is clear that you need probable cause to arrest someone, as opposed to stop them to ask them a question or two. This is huge b/c…

03.10.2025 01:34 — 👍 13995    🔁 5786    💬 474    📌 306
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What the heck is this?

Has there been a 6 month shift?

04.10.2025 19:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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