BOOlia 🎃

The high for today is 35 Celsius 😭 I guess this is how things are now with climate change 😑 begging for the good weather to show up, that tardy bish lol

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration https://theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-trump-motion-activated-ghost-decoration/

Sweet!

Why are men 😭 like, just, why?

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing? 2? Questions I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up. Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

“She would show up looking like a forever 21 employee and then murder 15 people.”

This is hysterically funny.

Oh, they know. Anything for those sweet views, so fucking cynical 😑

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(They only have edits of this gif now. EDITS)

Scared shitless of his own shadow, probably

Noice

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Wryyyyyy

It’s been alright so far 👍🏻 the heaviest rain was yesterday and today we’ll just have some light rain all day long. Perfect weather for playing Silent Hill mwahaha! I’m so close to the last stage of the game, but I’m currently stuck in a boss fight I can’t clear so far. Eddie’s going down today 😤

Haha just realized the storm’s name is Raymond

Aww yisss 😎 I got rain and cold today for the first time this autumn season began and did the same, except I came out for sushi and to listen to the rain. Clean bedsheets and mopped floors await me back home. Perfection 😭✨ life’s good sometimes

Oof. I’m glad I’m like a rolling stone in this site (a complete unknown). Vaya con dios, girl

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Shit, I thought I recognized that monologue from somewhere. Sigh.

No problemo! Buenas noches from good ol’ Mexico! We’re getting the tail end of a typhoon atm and my hometown can’t deal with it lol immediately lost power and my hair is acting like a humidity meter (frizzy af)

Oh, okay, we are COOKED cooked. Cool cool cool, not dreading the implications of people believing anything they see now even while knowing it’s a fake video at all.

*dog on fire gif* This is fine.

"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades

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Jesus fucking christ that looks revolting we have strayed so far from the light

Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍

YOU COULD PERHAPS HAVE LED WITH THE MOVIE PART

Morning, Redd! 😎

Yes, forcing users to upload documents for age verification is going to end very badly.

Collecting sensitive documents, like ID is an especially bad idea.

Do not collect shit that you do not need to collect, ever.

If it's not collected it can't be leaked.

That is all.

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

oh thank you lord and baby jesus