Argenis Fernandez

Nothing will ever beat the C: drive on Windows.

I replied “STFU” instead of “STOP” to an unwanted text and I kinda feel that my initial reply was more adequate

It’s more or a perception thing than anything else. Marketing.

Trump shouting into the void on the White House lawn

Trump standing on the white house roof for no apparent reason

THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT

- oNe hOUr laTer-

Show off

That poor hardware, man.

Someone I've never met on LinkedIn: "Endorse all of my skills, I'll do the same for you"

No.

Probably gonna make a cameo 🫶

Hey gang, as of today I'm part of Nike! I will be contributing to the Data and Intelligence team.

Pretty sure I’m going to contribute.

Async I/O on Linux in databases https://blog.canoozie.net/async-i-o-on-linux-and-durability/ (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44622454)

Alright fine I shall continue dwelling in the mystery

Yez

Where? 🫖

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit

This whole CEO/HR affair thing is why the Internet exists. Come at me.

This is great. Some emails are now not showing in the Outlook app, but they do show when I go to the web site.

Thanks, Microsoft!

Congrats on the MVPness, y’all.

Why you should delete WhatsApp and install Signal – Andrew Steele WhatsApp is not private or secure. Please consider using Signal instead.

Why you should delete WhatsApp and install Signal https://andrewsteele.co.uk/blog/2025/07/delete-whatsapp-install-signal/ (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44515251)

Free genocide with version 0.1!

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You have those already.

Here’s something my fellow SQL Server nerds probably haven’t seen before 😊

Hugs!

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Happy Fourth of July, Everyone.

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Thank you for your contribution to the digital wasteland

   ~  fukken tell me how many s3 buckets i have  ✔  15:40:35   55%  🤖 You are chatting with claude-4-sonnet > I'll check how many S3 buckets you have in your AWS account. 🛠️ Using tool: use_aws (trusted) ⋮ ● Running aws cli command: Service name: s3api Operation name: list-buckets Parameters: Profile name: default Region: us-east-1 Label: List all S3 buckets ⋮ ● Completed in 2.439s > You have 61 S3 buckets in your AWS account.

Time to do more to promote Amazon Q’s CLI tool than AWS Marketing has all year:

Add this cursed function to your shell profile:

fukken() { qchat chat "$*"; }

Then skip the dumb keywords and just ask the damn question:

fukken tell me how many S3 buckets I have

Yes, it works. Yes, it’s glorious.

Good.

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Hugs to my friends affected this time around. Sending you all good vibes and strength. Please reach out if there’s anything I can do to help.