Andrew Notarian (he/him)

Jules could be operating a farm for tax purposes. I know I am.

You know that plane is just full of chicken nuggets because the entire family exists entirely on chicken nuggets.

I grew up in a larger state with a remote capital beyond the great metropolis of bridges and traffic. Which you can now take the non-Amtrak train to. Annapolis Junction implies track to Annapolis.

I've got my AI lawyer working on the real estate contract right now.

What if we gave Mike a free townhouse but he had to eat Hawaiian pizza every day.

I think if you told your kid you were 3d printing a robotic version of him at 1/3rd scale he would be into it

Chris and his toddler 3D printing the parts for some amazing contraption. It's a Richard Scarry style scene with amorphous mammal people. There are two children!

Ai decided that @agocs.bsky.social has an undisclosed second child.

Not that laws mean anything, but the reason the Nationals Stadium doesn't have naming rights to sell was because of some legal thing around the District funding the project.

I love the library and paying my taxes but only specifically for the library. I may also meet the demographic described.

people are interested in ancient rome for all the wrong reasons but at least there might be a place my brother could work

Yesterday I provided laptop bird observation while in a sunbeam for this cat.

Federal planning commission likes what it sees in the new Commanders Stadium design - WTOP News The National Capital Planning Commission unanimously approved initial design concepts for the $3.7 billion RFK Stadium redevelopment, clearing the way for the project’s next phase as planners praised ...

I expect this design to be heavily modified by you know who.

let's see if they realize the only part that needs to happen outside is the propane stoves and lanterns and the rest can happen inside

It's true, they bought the team for a ham sandwich and had a city owned stadium with a 70 year lease for a nickel then their kids fucked it all up. Any city. Your city.

It seems cruel to be having outdoor scout events in this, but at least they won't be dilly dallying on their tasks.

I read most of Apple in China and it felt like a wild ride through the gray market computer shops in Brooklyn in 1996 scaled for a billion consumers.

My friends made the newspapers on Long Island for their dumb pranks and one time the dumb prank was just playing the Hispanic radio station in the village parking lot. I am sure the cops were not triggered at all by the choice of music heard faintly in the distance. That made the police blotter.

This woman looks nothing like Mary Beard. Can I trust the information she delivers to me?

The Ordnance Survey puzzle tour of Britain | WorldCat.org The Ordnance Survey Puzzle Book was the biggest-selling puzzle book of 2018. And now it is back, and bigger and better than before!

Since I know many of you grew up staring at maps or books of maps. Why not formalise(ize) your hobby with the Ordnance Survey Puzzle books which are available in the US!

has anyone checked the chest freezer in the basement of gracie mansion for groundhogs

They put a chain across the lane at Cooter's so nobody can get a picture with the General Lee after it's closed.

The new batteries are amazing.

i hope the phoenix cardinals win

This made me google which met was a speed skater.

Hector Gomez tweet: BREAKING: Urban music artist Bad Bunny paid for the insurance of players Carlos Correa and Francisco Lindor; however, neither the #Astros nor the #Mets granted them permission to play in the 2026 World Baseball Classic, per Carlos Baerga.

Non zero chance Bad Bunny shades the Astros and Mets during his Super Bowl halftime show

how many shrooms have you had

me, librarian: I think information should be organized and structured logically so that searches are high in precision and recall

tech industry, 2000: nope, keyword searching and opaque relevance rankings are what you’ll get

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tech industry, 2026: now you’ll just get fake hallucinatory text

it much too windy. wtf. is this what Miami is like during a hurricane, @jorriss.bsky.social ?

You replaced yourself with powershell?