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Not targeted towards anyone in particular but billions must know

A painting of Gortash and The Dark Urge (Durge) from the video game Baldur's Gate 3. Durge is in his Slayer form (a large, six-limbed monster) and is more de-saturated than usually portrayed. Gortash is naked. They are lying in a single bed. The Dark Urge is looming over Gortash protectively, grabbing hold of him as he growls at the viewer. Gortash is also looking disgruntled at both the viewer's interruption and from the overreaction of his partner. He knows that whoever has interrupted will shortly be dead.

POV: You interrupted. 😳

#Gortash #Durgetash #BG3 #BaldursGate #BG3Art #TheDarkUrge #Durge

Painted in Rebelle 7

Every cushionless chair in the whole world is an attack on *my* ass specifically

I need to put on weight so that restaurant chairs don't harm me with bone-on-wood violence anymore

being a pervert about fictional characters with my friends

I need a raise. For gnome porn.

Oh to have the spare money to comm a bunch of parsipan art..............

I rewatched this movie two days ago and had the exact same experience. I think this might be universal

durge handling all of her struggles in a responsible manner with Gortash / bg3

So really I think it's no big deal and not worth fussing over. If it sucks then it sucks and we just pretend it doesn't exist in our own individual branching ways. That's pretty much what happened with the bg novels

Not to mention god Gale and the whole gith rebellion subplot LMAO. Bg3 has mega implications for other dnd lore. They *have* to choose and not all choices will please fans. This is why there's always homebrew. Dnd canon is purposefully more of a suggestion than a hard rule

Nobody asked but my opinion on the bg3 show is that it will probably be bad, but canonised endings and weird takes from new writers is near inevitable for major dnd characters so I anticipated this would happen eventually. Like they will 100% have to choose if Wyll is duke for future bg things.

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DC Comic character Poison Ivy is serving a moldy 1950's style dinner party. All the guests, which includes Harley Quinn, are smiling widely and are covered in fungal growths. The whole home around them has surreal nightmarish elements like crying sunflowers with Ivy's face on them, Ivy cooking her own head on a small television in the back, and a giant platter of Ivy's decaying head as the centerpiece.

🌻Knight Terrors: Poison Ivy Issue 1 Cover🌻

I love this one for many reasons. The crying sunflower Ivys are so preciously horrific ♥️😭♥️

Publicly coming out as one of those guys who cares too much about what hair colour and style his partner has. Sorry everyone for my problematique behaviour. I do not intend to improve.

I mean also his personality is Extremely bad, but that's not what we're talking about here lol

Parsipan looks the way he does because I go into the bg3 cc with no idea what I'm doing until it happens. However I do like men with long hair + long faces, which influences what I'm drawn to.

Ultimately I don't find him visually attractive for a very petty reason: I only like dark or silver hair

My trio of Burning Giraffe drawings inspired by those featuring in Salvador Dali's work.

"the masculine cosmic apocalyptic monster"

Give mayhew platform boots

고양이 좋아해서 최애한테 고양이도 왕창 붙여준 적이 있다.

IMAGINE ORC...

Also like I think Gale would already recognise that Parsipan is tall for a gnome but there's tall for a gnome and then there's seeing it in human form. That's a very different experience.

Sometimes I think about Parsipan getting magically transformed into a taller race like a human and how his being like 6 inches taller than most gnomes already would translate. He's a giant beefman by gnome standards. He'd be like 6'6 minimum. Good luck @ Gale

the solution to "am i becoming a monster" fears is to have a monsterfucker boyfriend. thanks gale!

#bg3 #art #oc #galedekarios

Thought about how Parsipan's voice would have dropped during the time he was first taking control of the cult and I'm losing it at the idea of this tiny teen gnome with his voice breaking while he commands whole grown assassins (including sarevok) to do his bidding. The indignity........

Parsipan is very specific about his hair, head to toe, but most of the effort is put into his face. He doesnt shave below the neck, but he will trim/pluck for shape - unless Gale ever decides to request otherwise (unlikely).

He doesn't care about it on partners. He's here to fuck, not play barber

Quick lil Gale painting 💘🔮📚 #bg3

I think I’ll be sharing wider crops like this of at least some of the erotic comms I’m doing this month! billboard my patreon where I do a bunch of stuff including putting elves in soooo many situations 🫡

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Perhaps the surest sign of AI not being super intelligent is the amount of tailored scams targeting the finances of authors, which is as rewarding as trying to mug a seagull.