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NOOOOOOO MCSTEAMY DIED!!!! 😭😭😭 #RIPEricDane

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Today one of my kids asked me how to spell ymca…

ALEX HIRSCH IS MY GOAT!!

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I have 3 dogs and 4 cats sleeping in my bed and in theory, sounds like heaven but in reality, my body is so twisted up to accommodate THEIR sleep that I’m gonna wake up with scoliosis

‘The former Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn, who is Gib’s MP and has visited the 30-year-old in detention, on Sunday wrote a letter to the prisons inspectorate raising concerns over “inconsistent and unreliable” health treatment to those on hunger strike.’

they spray paint two jets used for war crimes

Hi Pam. Just a quick reminder that Nixon didn’t go to prison - but his AG did. Happy holidays.

No wait I just found out that Mr.Marbles died!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔RIP Mr Marbles, you grew up loved not only by Jenna and Julian but everyone on the internet

He got quiet real quick lol he was so upset that I didn’t tell that other kid anything

This kid at work was complaining bc a boy told him that he was gonna get coal this year. And I said to him “I mean that’s the rule for Christmas. If you misbehave, you get coal. Do you think someone who is always getting in trouble and got suspended for 2 days for fighting deserves presents?”

I was volunteering and they gave me free H‑E‑B tortilla blanket! I’ve always wanted one!

The only reason kidz bop is so high up on here is bc I play music for my kids at work! 😭

Ugh I feel so restless but I feel to lazy to do anything

lol I was talking about my brother he was pissing me off today

Stupid fucking asshole

Damn… I was ready a really good manhwa and I got jumpscared by Israeli propaganda 3x… guess I’m done with one lol

Or if they are tattling about someone doing something that isn’t really hurting anyone I’ll say “ you know what you can do to make your life so much easier? Mind you business”

My least favorite thing that my kids tattle about is when another kid is looking at or smiling at them… like I have to tell them every time “they have eyes. If you’re in front of them, they’re gonna look at you. You will be fine” or “then don’t look at them”

We need more men like Odysseus from EPIC who will cry when a woman touches/hits on him bc just the thought of cheating on his wife makes him feel dirty

If anybody genuinely likes and connects with Taylor swift’s new album, I have to assume that you’re racist and bad taste in music

If you can stand by your man, stone cold, straight faced while he raps "yeah I'm a gentleman, sexy, like a 🌽🌟" then ... yeah, yeah you deserve each other 😆 Put a ring on that already. Please.

Hermes from EPIC made me realize that I like my men a little fruity

Ok I wasn’t kidding when I said I’m completely obsessed EPIC like all the songs are constantly replaying in my head 24/7! When I’m not having a normal thought then a random epic song starts playing

“Who’s the scariest member in BTS?”

Me: Mom, come pick me up!

Caitlin Flanagan @CaitlinPacific I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self. ⁦ @bariweiss ⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are. Order Life with Baum!

like a daughter to him

Disgusted barbie

OMG EPIC IS SO FUCKING GOOD IM LITERALLY OBSESSED WITH IT!!!!!!!

Laura Rodriguez, on Twitter: A federal agent points a weapon at a woman who was recording them. Jess, a U.S. citizen and member of a neighborhood patrol team that documents and shares ICE activity across the city, was filming when the incident occurred earlier today in the Berwyn area.

I fear if things don’t change right now, this image is going to come back to haunt us

I’m so fucking tired of AI. It really is like a poison bc every time I think I’ve escaped seeing it, it infiltrates something else! Like I read THREE chapters of a webtoon before I figured out it was AI… I was so fucking pissed!

My sister can be such an asshole sometimes like it couldn’t kill you to answer a single fucking question