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๐Ÿ”ž Amateur porn account for horny gay beefy shortstack dad. Personality questionable, but that dick though. Hobbies include being a dork, flirting with dudes who live too far away to bang. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฆซ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ† @DilfMorning on Twitter

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Latest posts by dilfpickle.bsky.social on Bluesky

You look so handsome spread eagle like that. Amazing chest too, bub.

29.11.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unrealistic bear beauty standards

28.11.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty damn low from the looks of em

27.11.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't possibly list each and everything I'd do to that ass here without hitting the character limit

27.11.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, that's a lovely looking ass.

27.11.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That cute little butt looks so incredibly fuckable

20.11.2025 07:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perfection ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

20.11.2025 07:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The one of you showing your nipple rewired my brain forever.

13.11.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This art slaps, holy. Teenage crush revived.

13.11.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know damn well I'm willing to try ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

12.11.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd plow you like a wheat field in spring

12.11.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's hump day, you're legally obligated to climb on and ride a load out of me.

12.11.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 242    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Posing on the fuck couch ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ Love to see it

11.11.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A finish so good it deserves another (me, finishing inside you)

01.11.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Atta boy ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆ

31.10.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Application accepted, climb on

31.10.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You've got a free admission, climb on while facing me and press your face to my shoulder and say "Oh my god" while I say "Atta boy."

31.10.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Halloween, this year I'm going as a chair for chubby tattooed boys.

31.10.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 398    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most fuckable skeleton I've seen all week

31.10.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Need that treat

31.10.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a fucking cutie

31.10.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Words can't describe the need to fuck this cute cub.

31.10.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can think of the perfect way to celebrate

30.10.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Applying for a job immediately

30.10.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That mug is too handsome to belong to a schlub

30.10.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The location and slope of each curve is a mathematical wonder, the perfect shape and form, renaissance painters spent their entire lives trying to capture this.

30.10.2025 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Need this cock sucked ASAP.

27.10.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 438    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me specifically?

26.10.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just goddamn thick in all the right places

25.10.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Top 5 hottest men to have ever existed, no question

09.10.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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