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Gary Illyes

@methode.bsky.social

Google's house elf

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#showerthought What if the moltbook is not a demonstration of sentience, but a reflection of humans' (and bots') online shenanigans.

03.02.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know

03.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#showerthought LLMs rarely reply with "I don't know" to a prompt because we, humans, rarely ever admit online that we don't know something.

03.02.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

The coding agent I'm testing just suggested that we send temperature readings in Celsius to an LLM to make conversions to Fahrenheit, instead of making the conversion on the device, because ultimately we want reliability.

So, yeah...

18.01.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

ah, that was a good, albeit exhausting day. relatedly, also the day I learned the word "stanchion" o.O

17.01.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ah yes, the two loves of my life. my talk will be titled "how to get fired 101"

15.01.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Posit 1: browsers don't particularly care about the status code of the parent frame, they'll happily display wherever content the server sent.

Posit 2: crawlers very much care about the status code and they'll drop anything with non-content/transition status.

#MisuseEverything

10.01.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh great, you broke it

29.12.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Cursor CEO warns vibe coding builds β€˜shaky foundations’ and eventually β€˜things start to crumble’"

fortune.com/2025/12/25/c...

29.12.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

curl?

23.12.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If we migrated the googlebot.json file to a new location with a 301 redirect, would that break your fetches? Or the fetcher would just follow the redirect

developers.google.com/static/searc...

23.12.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

KEDAKAI! AS GOD MADE HIM

16.12.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh, drive-by Conan.

we should be friends

16.12.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Google Search

www.google.com/search?q=67

I'm so confused...

16.12.2025 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

fine

30.10.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

can we stop now

30.10.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not particularly, no

29.09.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Update on the Autocomplete API Β |Β  Google Search Central Blog Β |Β  Google for Developers

Subtwee... subblue: using something as an API doesn't make it an official API.

developers.google.com/search/blog/...

20.09.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Ask me how it's going at the Shenzhen SEO Conference.

19.09.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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Intro to How Structured Data Markup Works | Google Search Central Β |Β  Documentation Β |Β  Google for Developers Google uses structured data markup to understand content. Explore this guide to discover how structured data works, review formats, and learn where to place it on your site.

I'd check the documentation and if you can't find anything relevant, file a feedback. Our tech writer checks the feedback quite often and makes improvements based on them.

developers.google.com/search/docs/...

08.09.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think John is on it, don't wanna step on his toes

28.08.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I do

28.08.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Crawler best practices This document describes best pratices for web crawlers.

I don't cos I'm on vacation, but we put this up with mirja a few weeks ago: www.ietf.org/archive/id/d...

20.08.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That explains my mental state

13.08.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A valid HTML zip bomb | Hacker News

Why do crawlers generally have a per-resource bytesize limit, like Googlebot's 15Mb?

The internet: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4467...

13.08.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

First question: because RAM. CPU has direct access to RAM of which I have plenty, GPU needs to get the data into the VRAM, which I have not so plenty (plus there's considerable overhead when moving data from RAM to VRAM)

As for the second question, the answer is "games that don't like linux"

04.08.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

24 CPU cores working for 35 hours to train a model, 1% left to completion, and accuracy and loss values look phenomenal. Windows update restarts the PC...

04.08.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What do you mean if that would be ok (with me)? People can do whatever they like with their sites. I do.

In the greater scheme of things though it's very easy to draw a parallel between 1990's keywords meta tag and this, and we all know how... useful the keywords meta tag became, very fast

31.07.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Allegedly intelligent systems that allegedly excel at summarization requiring a manually updated file that essentially says what a site is about feels as intuitive as a sign explaining that the provided toilet paper is not meant to be used for giftwrapping the toilet.

29.07.2025 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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this sounds a lot like the type of content I used to put on the internet cca. 2005

27.07.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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