#TIL The Oxford Style Manual flips the order of nested quotes in English!
‘I have never been to Norway,’ he said, ‘but I have heard it described as “the Wales of the North”.’
Forget the oxford comma - we need a pop song about nesting quote symbols.
www.ox.ac.uk/sites/files/...
05.08.2025 16:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Malbolge - Wikipedia
Has there been another language (or sequel) like en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge where it took years of cryptanalysis to generate even a hello world?
Maybe @dr-collberg.bsky.social or @fortuna.bsky.social would know?
05.08.2025 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hey - i just heard foo is adding AI to bar. Shocking. I am truly surprised by this definitely not obvious thing.
03.08.2025 00:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No “Spukhaft” in Programming!
Evolving Languages for Collaborative Coding
Resharing here from X based on a question from @shriram.bsky.social on the topic of what changes should be made to programming languages & how feasible it is to make them more collaborative.
medium.com/@jasvir/no-s...
01.08.2025 18:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I don't know what an IAC is!
23.07.2025 22:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Argh. I don't reboot often and the number of times I realize only on a reboot how much of a command line env I've just tweeked as I go so gone when I reboot is too damn high.
Bash (and CLIs in general!) needs autosave.
23.07.2025 04:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Idle thoughts - how important is punctuation when talking to an LLM in English? Is there a layer abstracting that away? Some preprocessor?
Would some variant of eats shoots and leaves behave differently based on punctuation and capitalization?
15.07.2025 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
wtf. I've worked in this ecosystem for ages and have never known the insanity that lives under me.
11.07.2025 19:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
As one does once in a while - I am wondering if Square isA Rectangle. #liskov
10.07.2025 22:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Stop pouring AI over it and just fix basic functionality is standalone excellent advice. Unfortunately it won’t get your startup funding.
09.07.2025 20:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's a testament to how poorly I think of Gmail "mark as spam" that I am nervous to mark the random "someone added you as a secondary email" crap I get but I delete instead of mark as spam lest as a result Google decides emails from @google.com are spam.
Regain my trust please.
09.07.2025 18:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The speed with which you all are moving (heh) is impressive and dare I say inspirational. Go get 'em! 🚀
05.07.2025 23:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy anniversary of the publication of Principia - July 15, 1686! TIL Halley (of Halley's comet fame funded it's publication).
magazine.caltech.edu/post/isaac-n...
05.07.2025 20:48 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
I believe the trope is Brown people are famously fungible. :p
(funnily enough I am thinking about eq this evening)
29.06.2025 04:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Lessons not taught in popular feel good self help books!
29.06.2025 03:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I maaaay have spent the last 3 hours on a Saturday night finding bugs in an unnamed standards body design spec because I'm just feeling vindictive.
...peeving me might be unrated way to achieve security goals for free.
29.06.2025 02:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I've been obsessed with Unicode since a trusted UI failure because I misunderstood descenders (totally my bad - Unicode 5 spec is the best written spec of a complicated thing ever).
If I was some famed prof at a good uni out in Providence, I'd totally do a whole formal algebra on the language.
29.06.2025 02:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Constructive
"AI slop" is the first time XKCD was ever wrong! Sorry your early work wrecked your otherwise unblemished record Randal!
xkcd.com/810/
26.06.2025 21:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I was fiddling with extension APIs & briefly started triggering this. Reddit says it's not new but I only tripped it now. The wording is so dubious! Seemed to imply X was looking out for me - heh - no.
Is there a write up on tricks used?
25.06.2025 21:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's time to bring it back! You only have 22 years before you have to make it js2k.
24.06.2025 18:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Even Make understands that while we've doubled the love, war seems to be up, to date.
$ echo -e '%:\n\t@echo "$*"' > Makefile
$ make love ; make war
love
war
$ make love ; !make war
make love ; make love ; make war war
love
love
war
make: `war' is up to date.
make love not war.
18.06.2025 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You know you've messed up as an architect when your design requires "hey just come up with a universal IR for all programming languages you intended to target now and in the future".
Gang - I might have messed up.
09.06.2025 19:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Ok so like literally everybody called it.
05.06.2025 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You have better reviewers than I!
"There's no way this can be null"... followed by "jas broke production".
04.06.2025 19:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I think I'd heard from @neildegrassetyson.com that the only English word that is pronounced differently when capitalized was polish (ie. to rub) vs Polish.
During a meeting today, I realized also august (ie. mighty) vs August but also reading vs Reading and nice vs Nice (the city)!
Others?
04.06.2025 19:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This why nocode has been so popular.
30.05.2025 14:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Fun SSL times @microsoft.com.
30.05.2025 14:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm modernizing old phrases - "glass half full or half empty" - is - "pickleball is just tennis but small" or "table tennis but so much bigger".
26.05.2025 15:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I know something of these words but definitely not how you have strung them together!
21.05.2025 04:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Wait... did chatgpt intentionally make a joke and then fix it?
What. Is. Going. On?
"😬 Just kidding. That’s intentionally silly — the real answer is:"
21.05.2025 03:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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