Ruth Nic Hata Risteard

I (48M) have been having marriage difficulties with my wife (41F) for some time. She has suggested therapy, but I want to launch a war to steal a bull (6M).

AITA

A finnish deer being interviewed by a television crew in a snowy field

*JIM, YOU KNOW I CAN'T COMMENT ON AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION. BUT ALL I WILL SAY AT THIS POINT IS THAT THERE ARE PLENTY OF QUESTIONS PEOPLE ARE ASKING ABOUT WHY THAT GRANDMA WAS OUT SO LATE ON CHRISTMAS EVE IN A KNOWN REINDEER FLY ZONE*

A deer in finland, standing in a snowy field, being interviewed by a local TV crew

*HE SEES YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING AND HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE. HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD BUT THAT'S A COMPLETELY ARBITRARY METRIC AND A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE UNIONISING, GARY*

The megalithic monument, Newgrange, in the Boyne Valley, with 7 birthday candles

hb sun xx

Image from media report of an orca, with text overlay reading: The orcas have done it again - they sank a yacht in the Strait of Gibraltar

Oooo, ahh, up the R-Ca

Headline reading: "FOWL SIGHT - Roosters may be able to recognise their reflection, study finds", from the Guardian online

*he looked at his own reflection, cockuettishly*

A javelina. Supposedly a small porcine animal native to Central and north America. Recently has wrecked havoc on golf courses. Good for them. Image come from https://donaldmjones.com/ and all right belong to them

Legit question for golfers - How do I kill the 100-150 javelina that run into my fairway within 3-5 mins while my small landlords play?

GRMA, hun xx

AITA: I turned my 3 stepkids into swans

UPDATE: OK, have read all your guys' responses and accept that I was the AH.

Starting couple's therapy soon with the hubby, and we're looking into this Saint Patrick guy too you're all recommending. He seems to have done wonders at last Festival in Slane.

Cooked my boss a nice salmon dinner with seasonal veg and new potatoes, plus bit of sauce (bernaise) on the side. He's not remotely grateful and unreasonably calling me an AH.

Help me out, AITA??

INFO: I burnt my thumb while cooking, and since then possess all knowledge - past, present and future.

Bringing back the age old Ruthiefizz tradition of reposting the same bleet again and again, until it is rightfully recognised.

A cygnet on grass, looking cute.

Lol. Look at how ugly this duckling is. 2/10.

A pic of a dik dik, that neither you nor anyone else solicited

Obligatory unsolicited dik pik

wot?? me???

Screenshot from guardian news website. Main image is of British museum concourse. Headline: British Museum sacks staff member after items vanish from collection Subheader reads: Treasures including jewellery and gems kept in a storeroom were found to be missing, stolen or damaged, the London museum said

British Museum sacks employee for upholding company values.