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honestly? i’ve had worse friday afternoons

my parent’s cat is on some painkiller medications which get her so high she spends the next three hours staring at the joinery

meeting a friend’s new boyfriend is like going to the circus to see the conjoined twinks

unclear if man opposite is speaking czech or serbian with an australian accent

workweek demiglace

hello? dr freakenstein?

consumed by sibling rivalry with the author of best-selling american novel olive kitteridge

asking my parents who they love more: me, or elizabeth strout

a despairing lol

if nothing else, dating in this day and age is a great way to catch up on polycule gossip

wait what is this!!

crossing the gorgeicon

have you adequately inserted your pussy into it?

honestly i love going to readings here & acting serious in all the wrong ways…

when some art writer (hannah black?) said amsterdam is a city with hideous vibes where evil seeps out of the ground she was lowkey absolutely correct BUT also, i could kinda relate to being a bad time with squalor in my fundament…….

the catharsis of submitting some truly insane work with an email that starts, ‘hi diva, hi jim,’

honestly was not prepared to return to melbourne after 10+ years and discover everyone smoking cunty little korean black market slims

going through my ordeals 👙👙👙

honestly? vicissitudes

the traditional manner of my people (saying something a little insensitive with the force of an id muscling past an overzealous superego)

observing tdor in the traditional manner of my people (shoplifting)

thinking about getting a tshirt that reads ‘protect the dolls… and ME’ and simply letting people draw their own conclusions

my customer service skills include being viperous and dismissive

local gallery requiring a full 800 word high school essay explaining how you are ‘responsible’ and ‘motivated’ for their minimum wage ticket-checking job like they’re recruiting for the worlds biggest village idiot

have spent most of today googling ‘poodles neuroticism real’ ‘neurotic definition’ ‘can neurotics still find love’ etc

was yesterday described as being like a poodle, ‘not physically, but in terms of intelligence, neuroticism, and being beloved by old people’

i think i’m going to divazone him

dating straight men feels weirdly too easy… i told a guy i was wearing a ‘bombshell’ outfit and he immediately cancelled his plans to see me

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