Aster Olsen

The patriots made the classic mistake of starting a sixteen year old at quarterback

Thank you so much!

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the web edition of New Session Issue 4 is now live!

featuring work from:
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read it here: web.issue4.anewsession.com

I hear the fiction editor is incredible too!

You can read my short story, The Care of Corals, in A New Session Issue 4 now on the world wide web.

My friend took these lovely photos on film over the winter holidays when I was in Florida ❤️

There have been no peer reviewed double blind studies on weather or not getting exploded by a direct hit with an rpg is bad for your health. People need to agree to disagree.

A touching speech about the Olympics being for all, regardless of any category, only moderately undercut by the Olympics own forthcoming outright ban on trans women "to protect women's sports"

Crazy how getting good strap can fix anything

2025 ended 38 days ago Hello! Happy 2026! I assume it is going great; haven’t looked at the news, personally. I’ve been up to my usual: holding my hair dryer like a gun and...

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I've got a new story in New Sessions Issue 4! Read the first half before the oceans get too hot!

I submitted something really normal to this, I assure you.

I've got a new story in New Sessions Issue 4! Read the first half before the oceans get too hot!

Abolish DHS and investigate and prosecute everyone involved in violation of the constitution. That's the minimum. If you're not up to that you're replaceable with someone who is.

"Almost there, Twink" - Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift

Yeah, similarly applying a profit motive as incentive for protection /restoration (e.g. wetland credit markets) leads to assessment manipulation and corruption. Capitalism is perverse incentives.

So many artists and writers are well grounded in a long lineage of other artists and writers, deep thinkers and scholars, and meanwhile I'm like here is a half remembered dream from when I accidentally took 400 mg of progesterone is this anything

Priory of the orange tree more like long ass book of the lesbians terrified of fucking

Anyway it was okay

Rip to one of the best to ever do it

Doing a break down of the Turner Diaries to see how well it matches save the cat so I can know if it's fascist

Talking like a masc lesbian with bad strap game who calls you problematic for establishing boundaries while being in Congress is wild

Would you believe that dealing with these sorts of environmental groups is the least favorite part of my job?

Sale ends Saturday. I have about 15 copies left.

They took this idea from Performance Review by Aster Olsen

i think anyone still clinging to the delusion that elections alone can solve these problems simply will not ever be a useful ally

I just want to make it clear that it was *Border Patrol* agents who murdered Alex Pretti, and those fuckers murder people regularly here along the border.

Renee Good´s murderer is also a former Border Patrol agent (currently ICE).

Disband ALL the paramilitary groups and prosecute every member.

You cannot appeal to their morals or better nature, for they worship death and dominance. They do not follow laws, nor do they tolerate even peaceful resistance. They have closed all the off ramps and the road leads to one inevitability: you or them.

There's always only been one solution to stopping fascists

i’m not particularly attached to “abolish ICE” as a slogan but as a policy it’s mandatory