Pandorable 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍉

a rough drawing of ed teach from ofmd sitting sideways in a blue chair. it is heavily implied he is nude, but he is covered with a sheer robe with big feathered edges in a bright magenta of bird robe fame. the heels he's wearing are also bright magenta. the snake tattoo goes all the way down his leg. he's holding up a phone in one hand like he's taking a selfie, and a glass of wine in the other.

- Found a good replacement for the pink bird robe. Don't stay out too late tonight ;)

Stede looked down at the text for a long moment, then back up at Lucius. "Sorry," he said, voice unsteady, cheeks flushed, not sounding sorry at all. "Something urgent's just come up at home and I have to go."

Top 8 of my most listened to bands of 2025 1 - Sleep Token 2 - Depeche Mode 3 - Garbage 4 - Bush 5 - Silversun Pickups 6 - Orville Peck 7 - Placebo 8 - Chappell Roan

Bruh…

i would like to experience this for myself, please and thank you. I would romanticize the shit out of all of it!

My “Replay 2025” Apple Music playlist. 8 out of the first 10 tracks are by Sleep Token.

so, uh, i guess i listened to a lot of Sleep Token, huh? 🤔😅

Ed and Stede inside a huge jar of marmalade (or are they tiny?). Ed's hair is in a ponytail with a red scrunchie and he has marmalade all over his face like a beauty mask. Stede is sitting on the edge of the jar, he has a marmalade moustache and he is wearing yellow striped shorts. It's written "The gay pirate show marmalade - the only prize medal awarded for marmalade" on the white jar.

I eat handsome pirates with marmalade for brekkie 😋

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath

Edward Teach, slut that you are! 😍

Thanks babe, I appreciate it. I know you’ve been through it lately too. 🫂🫂🫂

I love me a calico baby 😻

Well, on the list of “things that made me feel old today” this one pretty much takes the cake!

I used to play DOOM and Wolfenstein 3D on the desktop computer that my dad bought second-hand off of a friend of his who worked at NASA!

He’s so handsome, and he looks so cozy which is inherently sexy to me 😍

She is perfect and I love her. Give her some head pats and/or belly rubs from me the next time you see her!

You’re lucky you don’t have to stew in 18 months of purgatory between the end of S1 and the premiere of S2! OH HOW WE SUFFERED!!!!

I’m so sorry to you too! And that recording family memories idea is really good, I think I’ll try that. 🫂🫂🫂

Deep breaths! S2 has its issues but I don’t think it will let you down!

There wasn’t really much point to this post, just kind of needed to vent a bit. But if you want to leave me photos of pets or artwork or fun things that might be nice. Or maybe your favorite angst-free explicit fic where Ed and Stede are having the best sex of their lives, because distraction!

I’m going down for Christmas which will be nice but I honestly don’t know when I’ll next be able to after that…

Being an adult is stupid and sad and stressful and I fucking hate it, especially right now…

Anyway, I’m the only one of her kids that doesn’t live locally (my family all lives in the suburbs of Philly while I am in RI) and not being able to be there for/with her is making me soul-destroyingly sad. I wish I lived closer and I wish I don’t have to work so much so I could visit more.

(Her first lung cancer surgery was back in 2019 but they caught it early and there was no lymph node involvement so she didn’t need any kind additional treatment at that time.)

CW: parental declining health

Y’all, I am having a Hard Time™️… My mom had surgery to remove a cancerous lung tumor about 4 weeks ago and is recovering slowly and is in quite a lot of pain still. Also, she told us kids on Monday that she is going to need chemotherapy this time.

I’m pretty sure he knows exactly how badly he fucked up by the end of S1E10 😅

cw: dying pet
I'm sorry if that cw isn't right. I think I'm coming up on having to make a difficult decision. I'm sorry to turn off comments. I just can't. Please buy my book or my art files and help me save for Colby cat. Thank you, pirates.

My least favorite part of OFMD is Stede being a leaving leaver who leaves 😣 The worst is reliving it again and again through rewatches and fanfics 😤

Isn’t it just the best! And one of my all time favorite fanfics starts right at that exact moment! 😊*dreamy sigh*

That really sucks, I’m sorry 😞

I’m just glad my solemn promise didn’t turn out to be a lie! Anyway, welcome aboard and please enjoy our unhinged crew! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

lol, yeah, Lis and I have almost identical haircuts but I can tell their hair has better volume than mine. My hair mostly just lies there like a limp noodle unless put in a bunch of texturizing product 🤣

Rubbing my little raccoon hands together in excitement!

“Before Pride” pic from 2023. White femme person with bi pride eyeshadow and rainbow bracelets and hair styled to be a little fluffy and pushed back.

Mirror pic showing the shaved sides and back of my hair style

I’ve been rocking the floppy-top shaved-sides-and-back look for a couple of years now and I still love it! As an enby I find the way it rides the line between femme and masc very liberating! The only downside is I have to get my fade done every 4 weeks or I feel like a chia pet 😅