Pandorable 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍉

Sketch of Rhysie Darby

a darby doodle because I do not want to work 🥰

It is SO GOOD! It’s basically breakfast cake! 🍰

BAM! Double chocolate zucchini bread! This is it, I’m a BAKER now!*

*said very much in the style of Ed saying he’s a fisherman.

I’m so exhausted, the kitchen is a disaster, it’s nearly 11pm and I have to be up at 7am with my partner to take our kids to Canobie Lake Park. 😫

If there is anyone brattier I’ve yet to see it!

An absolutely insanely large zucchini

Before I turn this into zucchini bread, please marvel and this INSANELY LARGE zucchini I got at a farm stand! 🤩

I am a retired derby skater, but I played off-and-on for like 13 years! Let me know if you have any questions, I’m an open book and I love to chat derby!

Many have wondered what goes on between them and it's Jeff Goldblum

SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! 💥
Across the board, all 10/10 smashes! 💥

stede bonnet tits out in bed screaming, scared, soaking wet (our flag means death s1e4)

stede's gravy basket view of smoke for a head blackbeard with glowing eyes and his spear, with alma and mary beside him, and stede's shitty dad holding a GOOSE just beside alma, not-alma is not present (our flag means death s1e4)

merperson stede bonnet holding a trident and smiling like a gorgeous little dork while underwater with his golden silky locks flowing and illuminated by the light from above (our flag means death s2e3)

ed teach underwater in his gravy basket having just decided to choose live, smiling with joy and hope in his eyes, looking over at merstede having just appeared in the darkness all sparkly and orange and gorgeous (our flag means death s2e3)

what if it's not a death, what if life just begins again*

*gravy basket results may vary, see terms and conditions

I don’t know why you keep calling them horrible, they look amazing!

Are you kidding me?! Christopher Lee was a fucking LEGEND!!!

Wooooooooow! 🤩

I live in RI while Pretz and the rest of the fam live in Philly. I’ll see him on Thursday though, and I’ll give him your birthday pats then!

Can we see the Ian McKellan one too? 🙏

Definitely click into the last photo, the caption is hilarious! 🤣

Pretzel doing his demon shark impression

An old, greying dachshund pictured with a pink beanie baby dachshund

My dad holding my 3-month old nephew, and my sister holding Pretzel The dachshund

Screenshot from my sister’s insta of Pretzel sitting on her belly. The text reads “He is farting on me”.

Happy 16th birthday to our family dog, Pretzel the dachshund! He can’t see or hear, and he has almost no teeth and he smells really bad, but he knows he’s loved and that’s what matters!

happy tuesday to all the exhausted fed up motherfuckers who celebrate

fake tweet from ed teach that reads: THAT'S what a labubu is??? if you wanted a little freak you can carry around on a chain I was here the whole time

a floofy baby! 😻

Congrats! 🍾

mmhmm, mmhmm 🙂‍↕️

Gently wrapping him in a blankie and putting his cute little butt to bed 😊

DEL! MY HEART! 😭

I am SO GLAD! Very proud of you, Ren, and keep up the great work! 🩷🩷🩷

Or, like, I could… but a very specific kind of swordfight 😉😏

It’s me, I’m whore members! Oh, wait, is that not the hashtag? 🤣

3 hand made bracelets and 2 adorable zipper pulls, as well as a sweet little card that says “we’re gonna cause some havoc!” The bracelets read: MERPERSON 2 ACTS OF GRACE PLEASE I MEAN IT EDWARD STAND DOWN

I got my bracelets from @kaddele.bsky.social last week but I finally was able to take a photo today. I love them so much and they are going in my OFMD treasure chest. Also, I’m going to add the zipper pulls to my knitting notions so I can use them as stitch markers!

I don’t watch a lot of news but holy shit this host/interviewer is a fucking prick! What a jackass!!

Such a pretty princess! #OFMDCTIYS