Naphappy

Crossing the Bay Bridge and it’s $8.50 so you’re telling me they save millions because they fired all the toll takers and hiked the prices but charge the same toll as they charge billionaires even though America has a two-tiered system except when it comes to how much you pay to cross the Bay Bridge

Harrison and his new kitten #caturday

People get worked up about an outdoor cat
—Kathleen Edwards

It’s like, “This whole monarchy thing is stupid and here’s this royal hat to prove it.”

Hold on a second. Bezos and Gates have contributed enormously — if indirectly — through their ex-wives’ philanthropy.

I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a brown kitten with pink toe beans but now you have and your life is richer for it #caturday

I know nothing about the teams playing in #benitobowl today but I’m definitely not rooting for any “patriots”

Why bother.

I take your point, but prostitutes are not sleazy women because they have sex with men. They are sex workers in a market where exploiting sleazy men for profit is a solid business plan, given the bottomless pit of potential customers.

This is why people OD on pills and jump from the Golden Gate Bridge
—The Handsome Family

And I said ‘Get off the counter!’ And he said ‘Get off my ass!’ #caturday

I am rooting hard for Bad Bunny to win the Super Bowl

Catherine O’Hara was the next-best-thing to Betty White

Happy #caturday and thank goodness for it

At least 8 people have been killed by ICE since this began. Stop forgetting about the people whose names we never say.

Exactly where are we supposed to put Greenland?

Harrison pandiculating. Happy #caturday

I’m a lesbian and I wear makeup, so

#caturday in the studio

I’m committing thought crimes

I’m surprised I haven’t been shot in the head for every time I have been called a bitch — either audibly of telepathically — for calling a white male out on their bullshit. Notice any challenge results in being called “bitch,” because self-awareness and articulation is hard work.

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If only

Swallow poison, swallow sugar—sometimes they taste the same
—Big Thief

Harrison’s #caturday on a Monday

Everything that happens will happen today
—David Byrne

I wander through the pet store asking ‘What is my true nature?’
—Cassandra Jenkins

Harrison taking a lap

I’m getting killed by a pretty good life
—Geese

Sometimes you need a stranger to talk to
—Rufus Wainwright

Harrison’s busy #caturday