ThoughtsInIntervals

I hate doing adult things like changing credit card but like it took 20 mins and was fine. By did it put it off so long

I saw Paris Paloma and Florence & the Machine live in the same night.

I will be in mourning until further notice.

I’m like a kid at Christmas. I’ve barely slept. Send help for my half workday today

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I’m meant to be picking an outfit and packing for the weekend but I’m sitting crashing out over the fact that I’m going to hear Old Religion tomorrow live and I watched ep 200 of Criminal Minds. Oh and I had therapy today.

literally sitting drinking camomile tea because I’m seeing Florence tomorrow and I’m so excited

manspreading is only cute when women do it

thank you for coming to my tedtalk

I last read The Catcher in the Rye as a teen and dude I don’t remember it being so funny

Happy Wednesday my nerds

My wife has developed a special interest in car washes send help

Me (getting ready to go to sleep with my hair in plaits): let go of my hair

My wife: I wanted some *very cute sad pouty face*

Gay marriage is when not even the hair on your own head belongs to you

You know what I love: when I get an idea that I can work with

But then I have to write the idea (help)

I went to go and see a ballet documentary with my wife and her ballet friends in the cinema and it was adorable. 10/10 way to soft launch meeting a group of people

Oh no! That sounds annoying!! Fingers crossed for you!

You can have multiple library cards on one app. So if you can, sign up to another library that has more options and you can use both!

Is being an adult just buying crockery

We have about a million little/side plates but I just heard a crack when I did the dishes and now

What do you mean we have *one* big plate left

my e-reader: please, please I need charged please

me: it’s been months since you were last charged you couldn’t just hang on for another fucking 30 minutes?

Woah autism burnout is not the vibe right now but here we are folks

Make bigots afraid again.

English had to keep one thing simple - every other rule is a mess

A man told me yesterday that it was important to "take emotion out of the equation“ when analysing the situation in the US, at which point I told him very calmly that "a woman who disagrees with you is not necessarily emotional".

Ladies, it was a breakthrough.

I should have done this years ago.

I got a little digital camera for the funzies and I hope everyone is ready for me to become insufferable

This is such a small thing but it makes me irrationally angry when people speak on speakerphone on public transport. Like sure take your phone call but I don’t need to hear the other side of the conversation

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How were my parents surprised I’m queer? I literally was literally like 12 or 13 gazing lovingly up at the screen every time JJ came on and would always say how pretty and smart she was

This scene was a core memory - I literally remember watching this scene and being like she’s so ✨pretty✨

I swear to god me and my wife think we’re hilarious then we’re cracking up telling someone else what we were laughing about and they’re like: aha yeah… *awkward smile* funny!

but like it was funny you just has to be there and also share our 2 brain cells that have merged into one, you know?

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look I have nothing against bts (the band) - they seem cool and all. Not my kind of music but objectively good at what they do.

I just want them to stop coming up on my tumblr feed when I enjoy some bts (behind the scenes) footage of criminal minds because I haven’t a clue what’s going on

Not to be dramatic but I genuinely and wholeheartedly believe that jemily would be a thing is the writers weren’t cowards

my hair is changing texture as I age which is is fine - actually nice to have a bit of texture instead of an oily mop on my head but gurl I just got a routine which I now have to recalibrate for

Me, omw to be a menace:

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