Sad Bunny

Watch this with the sound off. It's kind of hilarious.

Forgot the Hitler mustache variant

They look so happy

Now that’s some bullshit👇🏻

#SheShed

I feel your pain. I just lost my darling, 38-year-old turtle last week. Fur or scales, it's always hard to say goodbye to a cherished family member. Be well.

I'm Satan, and I approve this message

I'm just saying that people of genius-level skill don't bother to use their valuable brain space on trifles such as what to wear, i.e., Einstein had duplicates of the same suit in his closet.

Ooo, it's kinda pretty

My alignment: Chaotic Futile

Genius rarely knows how to dress itself.

How am i supposed to be sober at a time like this?

This is Satan, and approve this message.

Ugh, he looks like a lump of moldy cheese

Ugh, I can barely eek out one existence, much less one that is potentially immortal.

He's a cosmic joke. Whoever is running this simulation needs to STAHP

That's it! You win!

To draw attention away from her evil, withering face?

Just laid my poor, darling turtle to rest today. He had a good run, clocking in at 38 years.

Goodnight, sweet prince. And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest... I promise to retire your name henceforth from any passwords I may need to make in the future.

Aaarrrgggghhhhh, my eyes! My eyes!

Wisdom from his many years.

Monday Is National Bluesky Repost Day.

This made the list.

Chocolate-dipped Oreo and coffee

Jonathan Swift, is that you?

“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.

I miss Ohio💔

Gaze upon the luxurious curves of my cat's ample backside.

I'm gin. Vodka + botanicals

Statue of Liberty holding her luggage.

Leaving before she gets deported

That's pretty metal 🤘