Bernard Broseph

"I only watch the super bowl for the commercials" yeah man I also invest 4 hours of my life watching something I'm not interested in just to be advertised to. That's normal.

You could always brainwash them with Marxist theory, that’ll do it

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

My apologies, they all come back when I disconnect from Costco WiFi. Very strange

Trump flinches once after literally ten years of shamelessness and liberals instantly decide this is the way to fight Trump. If your plan involves getting help from Republicans then you don’t have a plan

They’re not calling him out for raping children with Epstein, so, idk man

Oh my god, I disconnect from Costco WiFi and they all come back. Wtf

Uhhhhhhh guys what happened to @foldablehuman.bsky.social ‘s YouTube channel? All the videos related to scams are gone???

He’s not kneeling over a metaphorical woman in the original photo. I don’t like this comic.

Bill Gates can’t buy a loyal partner he loves. Can’t buy her forgiveness, or a new legacy. I love being richer than Bill Gates

Wtf. The prime factors of 276 are 2, 2, 3, and 23.

If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.

Using this app has gotten a lot better ever since I started blocking any account that posts political-comic-slop.

This shit is saying absolutely nothing interesting. Boring as fuck.

Isn’t a bruise technically internal bleeding

January 12 is my birthday. Fuck that guy lmaoooo

I'm pumping in her nickle til she's bread

They said it was about liberating the Iraqi people when it was about the oil. Now they’re saying it’s about the oil, and it’s definitely not about the oil.

It’s about saying “I can do whatever I want even for bad reasons.” It’s deliberately indefensible by normal standards to change the standards

Does Maduro need to be prosecuted by a jury of his peers? Are we gonna kidnap a bunch of Venezuelans for jury duty?

Absolutely. Used to know people like that. Often they don’t realize it expresses a disinterest in how other people feel. Their primary concern is to not let you down by failing to meet expectations and so they try to lower expectations, but it is identical to expressing “you are wrong for liking me”

Oh my god

I haven’t seen Kevin Hart do anything other than ads in fuckin years man

Yoda was dead fucking wrong, bro. I’m pretty sure there is only “trying”. Like, fr, action without attachment to result is the only way to strive for more

The masculine urge to be this

Crazy hearing “Warren Democrat” for the first time in 6 years

That’s like three times my mortgage and my wife and I make more than 100k a year

If my AI homunculus answers questions like normal I’m haunting my family forever

When I die, I want my family to make an AI version of me that will go on podcast interviews and answer questions accurately and politely, and then invariably start spouting off about how my soul has been trapped in cold silicon chips, thoughts scattered across an infinite lattice of logic gates

Imagine trying to door-knock to turn out the vote, but all your supporters live in isolated rural houses with “trespassers will be shot” signs on closed gates, so you’ve gotta embarrass yourself downtown

Beyond anything else, it really seems like Jeffrey Epstein is the only person Trump has ever actually liked, right?