Lisa Forte

Trump criticises 'decaying' European countries and 'weak' leaders The US president says European countries have failed to control migration or take decisive action to end Ukraine's war with Russia.

It’s fine. We’d happily accept “weak” and “decaying” over authoritarian 😂😘 Trump criticises 'decaying' European countries and 'weak' leaders www.bbc.com/news/article...

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Yep

COME ON LANDO!!!!!!!

The future 😂

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Then do NOT buy the iTunes gift cards 😂

Wish Rachel reeves would stop harassing people like this 😂😂😂

Strong evidence that computers were a mistake.

Tech firm’s new CTO gets indicted; company then claims he was never CTO Corvex named Brian Raymond as CTO days before indictment for illegal chip exports.

Scenario: your CTO gets indicted after you’re caught in a conspiracy to illegally export Nvidia chips to China what do you do?

Answer: Claim he was never our CTO we just were confused for a bit and thought he was 😂😂😂

Bonkers

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Sucks if you bought an electric car! (I haven’t got one)

Don’t mean to steal her thunder but spoiler - the billionaires win again 😂

Wishing you all a very merry budget day. May the odds be ever in your favour 😂😫😭😫😭😫😭 1230 😬

Tax the middle into oblivion and pretend your scheme hits billionaires 😂😂😂

Happy pre- budge to you too

Yep. Plus they are taking away milkshakes 😂😂😂😂

Super excited to see how much stress and work I will now be essentially doing for free whilst paying more for food. 😂😂😂

kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera . ALT: kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .

Happy pre-budge day folks

Tomorrow we can be utterly depressed again as a nation 😂😂😂

(Pre-budge - pre budget for those of you who don’t watch have I got news for you )

1) tragic and makes for good clickbait but Reuters fact checked this a few years ago and found no evidence of this execution claim being true.

2) supreme leader has much ageing 😂😂😂

Oh god. You went there 😂😂🫡

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Don’t be jealous I hate it 😂 but I also have too many grey hairs now

I don’t mind the dentist so much as I feel he just talks at me

“What are you doing this evening? Anything nice?”

“No, I put my PJs on as soon as I’ve finished work and lock the front door and sit with a hot water bottle 😂 you!?!”

Taking part in my most hated activity: small talk 😂😂😭

When it comes to cyber security be careful your assessed level of resilience isn’t based on sales promises from vendors. So often I see plans and playbooks based off of sales promises of tools and… |... When it comes to cyber security be careful your assessed level of resilience isn’t based on sales promises from vendors. So often I see plans and playbooks based off of sales promises of tools and te...

If your perceived level of resilience and readiness is based on the sales pitches of the products and technologies you’ve acquired you’re headed for trouble…….

Resilience can’t be one layer thick!

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Women and sport - you want inclusivity but actively put up barriers to it. Here is a rare rant but I felt sufficiently annoyed I simply had to use my platform to express it. I’ve been trying to buy…... Women and sport - you want inclusivity but actively put up barriers to it. Here is a rare rant but I felt sufficiently annoyed I simply had to use my platform to express it. I’ve been trying to buy ...

I became highly caffeinated and went on a rant about inclusivity of women so often being a PR slogan and nothing more.

Please share your comments! I want to hear about other examples

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People can be absolutely disgusting. Ultimately I think we have to learn to ignore them