Zach

Please, take it from me, it is very important to have Jimmy Kimmel‘s back right now.
Be vocal.
Be an ideological consumer.
Money is all their crowd cares about.

At peace for this moment.
I’ll take it. 🙏

I like that people enjoy this one. Feels nice sometimes to drop the pretense and let out my genuine wish that everyone achieve some sort of security and ability to appreciate and find joy in their idiosyncracies.

Werner Herzog on Animation. Werner Herzog says "I agreed to be on American Dad, but not Family Guy... I was intrigued by its subversive critique of our modern surveillance state. I am less interested in the actions of Peter Griffin... whose only purpose is to be a despicable clown."

A comic strip I drew in 2022 on thanksgiving that I am posting again rather than posting anything new. Hank Hill stands in a room. It is unclear where exactly, as there’s no background other than a checkerboard floor, saying “Dang it Peggy, this is the last straw. I can’t find the boy. He turned into a glowing sphere of light and floated into the sky.” Bobby’s face emerges from Hank’s forehead and says “I’m right here dad. I’ve cast aside the chains of my body, dad.” Hank looks distraught, and entreats “you get out of my head right now, Bobby.” Bobby replies “I’m not in your head, dad, I am you. I am everything. And you’re me, dad!” Hank says “If I am you and you are the universe then the universe ain’t right. I ain’t right… I am wrong. Dang it Bobby.”

Ain't Right (2022)

It's 100% true.

Personally I am of the opinion that video games rot your brain. However, so does everything else. In fact, everything else is worse. Video games actually are the slowest means towards your inevitable and total brain rot.

How did you get this number I’m curious what mine is lol

Yeah, if only because that 10% is usally the hardest or most grindy part for me

Ok I have a question

Lets say you played 90% of a game years ago, but you didn’t finish it, right?

Now let’s say five years later you go back and wrap it up… should that count in your list of completed games for the year?

Lucy pulls the football away from a running Charlie Brown who flings himself into the air while saying AAUGH!. Instead of landing, Charlie Brown drifts further into the sky. He says "haha yes, it is finally happening..." He goes up further and says "I am ascending to the real of God to take my fated place at his right hand." He is now a speck in the atmosphere and says "this is the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!" Lucy looks on the whole time in awed disbelief.

The woke mob wants to give you free healthcare and then laugh maniacally as you, tears streaming down your face, try in vain to shove your life savings into the arms of the doctor who looked over your bumped knee for a few seconds.

Sandy Hook Parents to Testify Against Alex Jones, and a Culture of Lies (Published 2022) The families of 10 victims have waited years to hold the Infowars conspiracist and the political environment that enabled him to account.

One thing about Alex Jones getting his Twitter account back is that the parents of a 6-year-old boy who was murdered at Sandy Hook Elementary had to move 12 times after far-right conspiracy theorists posted their home addresses www.nytimes.com/2022/07/25/u...

If we’d speak more ill of the dead, maybe it would remind the living not to be assholes.

No one will believe that as the world was burning, the men rich enough to stop it were trying to make computers more racist. They’ll think that was a bit of color we made up, like Depression-era stockbrokers leaping from skyscrapers.

screaming starfleet ensigns in a crashing shuttlecraft to promote a free month of paramount plus using code STLD.

Blueskies: share this P+ binge code with someone who needs to see Lower Decks! 

It's helpful to have new viewers show up as I negotiate how many starships we're budgeted for in season 5.

Code expires TOMORROW. 
(You can also watch the D&D movie on there, which is great.)

Barbie, 2023, dir. Greta Gerwig

People keep telling me to read theory. Buddy, I got a theory. It says when people die they wake up as seagulls, and thats what seagulls are

A drawing of Bandit from the Bluey television show running for his life in an Antarctic snowscape. He is being pursued by a helicopter.

John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)

wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass

Two men look at a picture. One says "I'm glad we're on the top layer of this this infinite recursion." The other says "yeah, that means we're the original versions of the guys in the picture." The picture they're looking at contains an image of them saying the above phrases and looking into a picture depicting them saying the above phrases on into infinity.

A football player meets with Horror mangaka Junji Ito and says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw the perfect spiral." The football player throws the football with the perfect spiral. Junji Ito is immediately transfixed. His eyes become replaced with the football spiral. He sweats in fear. We zoom in to a tight close up as the spirals in his eyes become darker and more ragged.

This broke my heart today. A young girl attending the anti-trans protest in Toronto held up a sign that said

“I belong to my parents”

I get accused of indoctrinating children all the time, but my kids know they are their own people.

And young one, you belong to yourself.

I was born a month premature the day after my mom’s birthday which is also my grandpa’s birthday. In college I licked a poisonous mushroom because my roomate was collecting them for a class and said it was safe. I’m an Eagle Scout.I first learned what being gay was from watching Glee.

Hi I’m Zach. I’m a gay boy from small town Wisconsin. I like anime, real housewives and video games. I have a degree in women’s + gender studies with a minor in journalism and an LGBT and Indigenous Studies certificates. I love @zelkova.bsky.social and I have a 118 platinum trophies on PlayStation.

Trying to explain this post and how I accidentally played a game with IRL porn stars to my coworkers was fun