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Post-dadcore he/him. Makes h̷̶̷̶ͪi̷̶̷̶ͥg̷̶h̷̶̷̶ͪ q̷̶u̷̶̷̶ͧa̷̶̷̶ͣl̷̶i̷̶̷̶ͥᴛ̷̶̷̶ⷮy̷̶ s̷̶͛o̷̶̷̶ͦf̷̶ᴛ̷̶̷̶ⷮw̷̶a̷̶̷̶ͣr̷̶̷̶ͬe̷̶̷̶ͤ things with computers. https://standard.dev

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The Chariot - David De La Hoz
YouTube video by Good Fight Music The Chariot - David De La Hoz

Extremely proud of myself to be listening to Long Live on a run and go “oh hey that’s Listener!” which is not a secret, but I guess I didn’t know Listener last time I was into The Chariot.

Anyway the video is fun too.

youtu.be/mwwW7cVCJ0A?...

09.08.2025 17:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My children exempt. Let’s say any art that anyone loves that much.

08.08.2025 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
"Forget Not" The Chariot Documentary
YouTube video by imagerystorm "Forget Not" The Chariot Documentary

I’ve done like three posts about AI which is plenty so here’s a documentary about hardcore band The Chariot.

Watching it, I long to:
1. Be in bands again.
2. Create _anything_ that people love this much.

youtu.be/i1OvObODenw?...

08.08.2025 14:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am not as anti-LLM-as-a-technology as my posting implies. I’ve been doing ML professionally for a decade and (perhaps ergo) I’m absolutely allergic to the hyperbole.

We’re doing the worst version of the thing because ONE SQUILLION DOLLARS.

08.08.2025 14:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re gonna cure canccer.

08.08.2025 13:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I do not enjoy a pile on, but it is appropriate to mock this. 🤷🏻‍♂️

To wit, this is the stupidest "look we're doing AI too" thing I've seen in a long while, and today I accidentally went on LinkedIn so the bar was pretty fucking stupid.

05.08.2025 19:16 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Landing upon the just the right way to say please to Claude Code is not insight. I’m so sorry. Accept these tools for what they are.

05.08.2025 09:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s genuinely saddening the extent to which people I otherwise respect are becoming wholesale grifters over agentic code generation.

05.08.2025 09:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Opened LinkedIn*.

*(Huge mistake, vomited immediately, mea culpa. A non-recruiter had messaged me, which explains but does not excuse it).

05.08.2025 09:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Outside of you there are two wolves…

…roll initiative.

#ttrpg

04.08.2025 11:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This album goes so hard.

02.08.2025 12:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED, by The Armed 11 track album

New #TheArmed album: something for everyone, and everything for someone.

HEATHEN.

thearmed.bandcamp.com/album/the-fu...

02.08.2025 12:07 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Mother-eating spiders ‘will chill parents to the bone’ in new David Attenborough series African social spiders’ sinister game of ‘grandmother’s footsteps’ could be breakout moment in BBC’s Parenthood

FTFY.

Mother-eating spiders ‘will be relatable content for parents’ in new David Attenborough series.

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

28.07.2025 20:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gotchu!!!!!!!!

25.07.2025 15:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think quality matters, and I think the only way to create really good things is to care a whole awful lot and work really hard on them.

24.07.2025 21:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well shucks, I’ll write middling maudlin evocations more often.

24.07.2025 21:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I quality-pilled a thing? I am it.

The number of broken things I interact with daily is absurd. Floating nav bars halfway down the page, layout shift causing me to click the wrong link, sites that handle money timing out on a good connection, …

It doesn’t have to be this way.

24.07.2025 21:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🎯

23.07.2025 08:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Stir” twice in one vignette? Clumsy.

Sleep deprivation may turn me to poetic mood but the editor has taken leave of my brain.

20.07.2025 07:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A blurry photo of river after sunset. Crane lights bokeh into the background, and the dashboard light is reflected over the image.

A blurry photo of river after sunset. Crane lights bokeh into the background, and the dashboard light is reflected over the image.

I drive along a shrouded quayside. I pass boats. Cranes. Fisheries. Strangers, looking for the heart of Saturday night. I stir to glimpse the vitality spilling from lantern lit bars, nestled among the anchorages, hidden and out of reach.

My newborn stirs in the back, and I am once more white noise.

19.07.2025 21:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Cairn Player’s and Warden’s guides, second edition.

Cairn Player’s and Warden’s guides, second edition.

Second delivery! It’s a good day!

#ttrpg #cairn

19.07.2025 15:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Mörk Börg core rulebook, in all its luminous doom glory, still in cellophane.

Mörk Börg core rulebook, in all its luminous doom glory, still in cellophane.

My aching bones are cracking at least two spines today.

#mörkborg

19.07.2025 12:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

People will build tools to game this. _Good_. Technology should be empowering.

17.07.2025 11:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is wild how willing CEOs are to declare, “we’re going to make our service worse”.

17.07.2025 11:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A code snippet highlighted in a bunch of colours. It's like, _ok_, but not _great_.  The text isn't important.

Post is here: https://standard.dev/posts/default-object-parameters-in-typescript/

A code snippet highlighted in a bunch of colours. It's like, _ok_, but not _great_. The text isn't important. Post is here: https://standard.dev/posts/default-object-parameters-in-typescript/

Still hunting for a syntax highlighting theme I like. This is not it.

15.07.2025 11:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't read the code, many CSS refactors and a11y improvements coming.

15.07.2025 11:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The "before" version of the standard.dev homepage in black and off-white. It's pretty boring. Text reads:

Standard
Development
Limited
is an esoteric technology R&D facility,
arcane interface design studio,
<s>distributed swarm intelligence</s>
and the software consulting company of Chris J Wallace.

The "before" version of the standard.dev homepage in black and off-white. It's pretty boring. Text reads: Standard Development Limited is an esoteric technology R&D facility, arcane interface design studio, <s>distributed swarm intelligence</s> and the software consulting company of Chris J Wallace.

The "after" standard.dev homepage, in new, premium, edition. The background is a sage green with a subtle gradient to the bottom left corner, where dusk looms. The text has been set fully in MD Nichrome, mixing heavy and light font weights.  There's a subtle grain over the whole page, slightly more distinguishable now. It's still pretty boring. Text reads:

Standard Development
Limited is an esoteric technology R&D facility, arcane interface design studio, <s>house</s> and the software consulting company of Chris J Wallace.

House is styled in blue per House of Leaves because I'm just extremely fun and playful. Now clap.

The "after" standard.dev homepage, in new, premium, edition. The background is a sage green with a subtle gradient to the bottom left corner, where dusk looms. The text has been set fully in MD Nichrome, mixing heavy and light font weights. There's a subtle grain over the whole page, slightly more distinguishable now. It's still pretty boring. Text reads: Standard Development Limited is an esoteric technology R&D facility, arcane interface design studio, <s>house</s> and the software consulting company of Chris J Wallace. House is styled in blue per House of Leaves because I'm just extremely fun and playful. Now clap.

Personal site glow up 💄 💇🏻‍♂️ 💅🏻

15.07.2025 11:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mr Brightside, fight me.

13.07.2025 08:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I also like this but I expected a lot more warding salt circles, mistletoe sprigs, and negotiation with infernals. And it did NOT pay enough attention to the lunar cycle.

05.07.2025 23:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Here is a random connection for you. I went to high school with Toby (the OP in that pic).

05.07.2025 23:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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