amy | reading for the phretrospective

Food banks are about to need extra help with SNAP benefits on hold! High demand items are typically canned meats, peanut butter, macaroni and cheese, chicken noodle soup, etc but if you look up your local orgs online they will likely have lists of what they need most!

CIAsandman on Twitter writes: "Leftist friend got called “fuckin lib” by a foid at a bar last night. Their cultural grip is slipping. It’s cringe and gay to even be associated with anything left of center."

On January 21, 2025, CIAsandman tweets: "White boy fuel." There's a photo showing him holding a half-eaten piece of bread a bottle of water. On his wrist is a white Swatch watch.

An eBay auction for the Swatch says: 1996 Vintage Swatch Watch TUTTI FRUTTI GW109 Working Swatch Watches Women

A detective looks down at a suspect while a light is shining above the suspect's head.

you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...

*opens manilla envelope*

... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...

*slides 8x10 photo across table*

... you wore the tutti frutti

A textured illustration of Essek and Caleb from Critical Role campaign 2, Floating in space (probably in Caleb's Tower) and otherwise holding eachother very tenderly

POV: it's 2025 and you still don't know I'm the artist who made this piece

#critrolefanart #shadowgast #cr #criticalrole

dan and phil in their kitchen. dan is in a black shirt holding an edited photo of a sonogram of a fetus with an emo fringe. phil is in a split purple and pink sweater, his he has something underneath his sweater so that he looks pregnant.

they were two months pregnant with the hard launch here

HUMAN ARTIST!
We love a mentally frazzled, squishy, blood sack- that draws!

Use one piece to convince people to follow you!

I gotta go with AerTi wedding 💒💍

Phil in the Hard Launch podcast putting his fingers from one hand in between the fingers of his other hand.

lesbian group sex according to Phil

a young man is sitting in a chair with his hands folded . ALT: a young man is sitting in a chair with his hands folded .

what does all of this mean for spooky week

it's not very legible but hopefully the transcripts are good

I just found my insurance card (I'd been carrying around the dental one by accident) so I'll be going in for the seasonal jab(s) soon. I usually wait mid-October so I'm covered through spring. also I just had COVID six weeks ago 😔✌️

phaylor phwift

did everyone else have a nice rapture

completely serious here: this thought is what convinced me I could stop performatively going to Bible study my first year in college

wdym 19yos don't know how to use a PC???

Phyuri phinally phinished

a really well-written job description can at least help people guess what they're going to be asked about, though my opinion doesn't count for much since I'm so highly specialized

Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division

The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social

"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”

seeing some of y'all's posts about the new tøp album is interesting bc I had a VERY different relationship with their work 10-12 years ago - they were "I'm feeling good and things are going well" music for me. my bad days were bookmarked by danisnot binge watching

drawing of dan holding a skeleton dressed in the sister daniel outfit in his lap and gazing at it

well! this is certainly something i spent time on

Saturday phupload????? Saturday phupload pls????

I recently bought huckleberries at the farmers market and the vendor closed our conversation with a solemn "huck it up" and I hope I never forget that moment

Phyuri

I do not believe it

"Vivian why do you keep dressing up as a femboy" god forbid a woman have hobbies

I would also at this point just call the oral surgeon's office directly, if you can. say you had a referral, make your case, advocate for yourself to the extent of your ability

not to state the obvious but do you wear a nightguard? if you grind your teeth at all in your sleep, that might help with the pain even if the main issue is something else. or it could help while you wait for the referral to go through

trad wife peeling homegrown vegetables

join me tomorrow as I complete my much-anticipated right-wing heel turn into a stay-at-home trad wife

I’m back! I saw your messages on here & elsewhere—thank you all <3. I’m deeply disappointed in @bsky.app moderation; equating pushback against people like JKR with the harm they cause to trans ppl only enables more violence. I’ll talk more soon but even a day away from social media has been healthy.

Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮

wait I want a link even in theory that song absolutely slaps with a more country arrangement