djc <3

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Slayyy

When I go to the hospital I want to eat those Club Crackers. Club Crackers. Club Club Crackers

Some boyfriends steal hoodies others steal your cacti magnets

Snoopy is after Roger Thornhill. Huzzah!

The new NORTH BY NORTHWEST funko unfortunately lacks a plane to chase poor Roger Thornhill around so some creative liberties must be taken.

Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowd

Smithers whispers in Mr. Burns's ear

Mr. Burns pushes Smithers away

Nancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject

Everyone all day: Charlie died…..

My clueless ass:

Man of Tomorrow. In theatres July 9, 2027

Brucey the bat in my friend’s apartment

It was! The guy was definitely a rebound after a longtime crush ended things with me weirdly. And while my best friend and I were not able to catch Brucey that night, we got high instead at my place and he crashed on my futon

I wrapped up a virtual date early so i could help my best friend catch a bat in his apartment 🦇

and what's with the "homies" dissing my, in some cases, "girl?"

Katy Perry had three big hit singles ("Waking Up in Vegas," "This Is How We Do," "T.G.I.F.") where she glorifies making bad decisions so in hindsight her career arc feels pretty inevitable

SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take

POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out

it’s official, #JDVanceKilledThePope

I’m gay and I love Nintendo

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Val Kilmer, best known for movies such as Top Gun and 1995’s Batman Forever, has died. He was 65 years old. l 📷: Getty

Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

The first good thing that happened to the LGBTQ community since Trump came into office 🎶

Like I found this on FACEBOOK today

Omg the transphobic gays on the old app are pissing me off

WHAT A NIGHT!!!!!!!

Part2; I did 20 packs and a bunch of oohs and ahh’s!

First TCG pocket pulls of Space Time smackdown! Pt 1

The US is FUCKED fucked

Order to pause federal spending creates deep uncertainty for schools, nonprofits and companies.

President Trump’s order freezing trillions of dollars in federal grants and loans sent officials at schools, hospitals, nonprofit organizations and many others into a frantic scramble to understand the extent of the directive. Here's what to know.

At first I didn’t believe it but since there wasn’t a fact-checker it must be true: www.alanilagan.com/general/holy...

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

In the Trump administration, I want to be in charge of two things: the Mall of America and the Gulf of America

Free the nip!

Rumors of Barack Obama and Jennifer Aniston dating? Call that More than Friends