Steph Driver

I don't know what this world's gonna do
But I know one thing that this is the life for me
Baby cause I'm fucked up
All day every day
Baby cause I'm fucked up
Wouldn't change for the world
Uh huh cause I'm fucked up

If you want to help with the Texas floods in a way that isn't monetary, donate blood. The Red Cross is always in need of more donors, especially during large scale disasters. It doesn't matter where you are located, if they need your blood in Texas, it will get to Texas.

I feel like I've always been home and in bed by midnight in the past, there's no way they've always run this long

Yeah I loved that quote!

It's bedtime, get your shit together Bettman

JOE BUCK: Welcome back for the 27th Pick of the NHL Draft
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a courtroom holding a piece of paper . ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a courtroom holding a piece of paper .

Three hours and forty-five minutes after the draft officially began, the Washington Capitals are on the clock at No. 27. Look alive, people

Charles Barkley is Philly's greatest athlete since Rocky, according to Bettman So far in the 2025 NHL Draft, each pick has been made by a famous representative of the city, so it was no surprise when Gary Bettman started to turn to the scr

I did in fact work Smarty Jones into an article about the NHL Draft

That is the difference between a full time employee and a contractor, it is not against any labor laws. But I hear your concerns and will share them with my team.

That's something I talk about extensively with people who apply, it's safe to assume it's not full time compensation as it's a contract role

Well that's nice

Thank

Posting this picture on Instagram is how I found out my dad has notifications turned on for every post of mine. Woo.

There is undeniable human suffering happening at this very moment and it occupies a very active portion of my brain, but I am once again thinking about the horses and I needed you to know that.

They’re both Kanye.

sorry boss, can't do any work today. i gotta eat chips while i scroll the internet watching the two most powerful men on the planet crash out. this one's looking good

Oops bought a new blanket

we were all so young, holy shit

I really need TikTok animals to stop dying

A photo of Scott Laughton next to a cat tower where his cats lay.

leafs, THIS is who you’re disappointing

Brad Marchand against the Leafs

Excellent

Oh I love it

I understand four of these words and they're beautiful baseball oyster clit

every shot of Maple Leaf Square

On the plus side, Drake lost* a million dollars tonight.

*it's through his shady brand deal with a gambling company, so he's mostly playing with house money doing something predatory towards young and impressional fans — ie, his standard operating procedure

Here come the Leafs

The material cause of your team being bad is that the players aren't very good.

The formal cause is that they lose so many games.

The efficient cause is that the people who run the team are unwise.

The final cause is for you to suffer.

Well damn

Lights, camera, bitch smile, even when you wanna die