Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery

You mean trans people?

Stuck? She's being HELD HOSTAGE.

ICYMI, a short thread about our current foster kittens to cleanse your feed.

I flew too close to the sun* and now I'm being punished**.

*tried to drink a matcha latte in one day instead of over two

**tummy ache

Ohmygooood 😭 CUTIES

Together they have the coordination and instincts of a ferret trapped in a sock.

Neither of them has many braincells, though Cabbage can at least control the direction of her running. Gulliver just goes in a straight line until he runs into something. They're getting along okay, though Cabbage is unsurprisingly a bit Much for her mild mannered new playmate.

Cabbage (our foster) is like a homeschool kid who grew up on a feminist compound. She's OOZING with confidence. Gulliver (a bottle feeder from the foster coordinator) is a clingy homeschool boy raised on gentle parenting and Montessori wood toys who loves sleeping buried under blankets.

A photo of two kittens. The one on the left is a fat little black and white kitten named Gulliver. The one on the right is a long haired tortoiseshell named Cabbage. They both look very doofy.

A photo of a long haired tortoiseshell kitten curled up on a dark blue blanket next to a lump. The lump is a kitten named Gulliver.

I'm really heartbroken and full of rage at our world right now, so I'm consciously setting it aside to share something joyful with you. Our current foster kittens are Cabbage and Gulliver. They just met and were both singlets before....

Watch party when? 👀

a girl with pink hair and green eyes says someone stole my phone Alt: Brooklyn from Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous getting angry and yelling someone stole my phone!

Is this too niche for this platform?

*checks the news* Oh holy fuck.

*goes back to work*

*checks the news* Oh holy fuck.

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*checks the news* Oh holy fuck.

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*checks the news* Oh holy fuck.

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*checks the news* Oh ho--

*foaming at the mouth* THEY LITERALLY DIDN'T

So Amy Allen? 😂

Yoon Ha Lee isn't South Asian specifically, but his middle grade stuff is great!

Cascadia is just this ghost who follows me around and lurks over my shoulder and sometimes is like "hi don't forget everything will go terribly wrong one day :)"

Do fascists even know the difference? Not arguing what you say isn't true, but I feel like they see us all as the same evil and evil come for us all at the same time.

Saja Boys: 🎵 No one is coming to save you 🎵

Me: *giggling and twirling hair: omg really?

And I used all of my own bags. :)

haytham my beloved is written on a heart shaped valentine 's day card Alt: A gif of a red heart opening up like a locket to show a picture of Haytham Kenway on one side and the words haytham my beloved on the other.

Close second

Post your favorite video game character

Aahh, yeah, that's true.

They could literally fix this by just allowing us the ability to remove ourselves from other people's lists?

🎃🕸️💀🕸️🎃

Quick tip: don't complain about vital accessibility tools if you're not their intended user. It makes you look like a jackass!

Making a note to avoid anything you've ever written like the fucking plague, dude.

Aren't we all.

@acyanrust.bsky.social

Lotta dumb white people look at privilege as a point of shame instead of what it really is: leveraging social cache responsibly, such as hurling a hoagie at a cop and not getting murdered.