Van Hammer

10+ years of D&D experience, and only recently found VtM.
I've spent hours trying to min/max a build for 5e.
I've shot down ideas because it was just too ineffective in combat.

In VtM, these aren't issues.
VtM is way more driven by the setting, roleplay, and narrative. I love the change of pace.

[sneeze one]

bless you

[sneeze two]

bless you

[sneeze three]

you are under arrest

when i was 13 years old i saw pitch black and the chronicles of riddick & i thought richard b riddick was the coolest guy you could possibly imagine and i was right, ive never changed my opinion

I don’t want to work. I want to eat Pizza Rolls and play video games all day.

With the amount of hairs falling out of my head daily, it's amazing I haven't been implicated in any local crime scenes.

“From the depths” by William Balfour-Ker. A lavish party of the wealth is interrupted by an upraised fist breaking through their dance floor; underneath we can see the entire party venue is built on the shoulders of the marginalized and lower classes.

“From The Depths,” William Balfour Ker

Good morning, just a reminder that an entire system was built on our insecurities, profits off them, and charges us excessive amounts for the “fixes” they create but what’s really expensive is the time we spend chasing a fix because we don’t get time back.

Morning y'all & happy Fridayyy! ☕️🥱

Hope everyone has a great weekend! ✨🖤

DM: Ready to play?

Player: Yep! Quick question, do we use encumbrance?

DM: Not in my games, no.

Player: Okie dokie!

DM: The only weight you have to deal with is the weight of your actions.

#DnD

When you discover a year-old potato in the back of the pantry cupboard:

Good morning friends 🫶🏻💜

Chances are the FBI agent that monitors you is getting fired soon.

Soon it'll be time for you to look up how to make tannerite.

MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS WEEK

1. Consciousness
2. Respiration
3. I petted several cats
4. Consumed pizza
5. Strategic AND tactical napping

craving another piercing…..

if anyone could do anything about any of this that’d be so appreciated

National egg shortage
(they all finally started taking hrt)

When @resist.bot asks you for a prompt so it can write you a letter to send to your senators

(But jokes aside, it generated a wonderfully-worded and professional letter and you should all do this right now)

Captain Marvel (Carol Danvers)

Captain Marvel 🌟
(Avengers United Infinity Comic #6 - Derek Landy, Phillip Sevy, Erick Arciniega, and Joe Sabino)
#CaptainMarvel #CarolDanvers
#Avengers #Marvel #MarvelComics

I did this the last time the Tangerine Shitgoblin took office. It offended many, many horrible people… including David Duke, who was so mad, he Tweeted about it 3 times in 24 hours.

I’m currently working on a new version.

hey boss sorry i’m late it’s just that humanity was a mistake

Pin-up gothic armour girl Ebenholz

Shoutout to boobs and having them

I need to cuddle my wife, and sleep in her soft arms =w=

Do I love video games? Yes. Am I a terrible video game player? Also yes.

🙋🏻‍♀️