High Aliem

UwU

UwU

Anything

Shameful really

But you sir can be smelled from new Zealand

Like, I thought skunk smelled bad

You smell like wet dog

Twitch Twitch is the world

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every like.
every repost.
every reply.
hell... every follow.
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Canned tomatoes are reusable

I call it Peep Glizzseth

About as appealing as Pete himself

How high were you when you wrote this?

3.60 for gas in my state, def not getting cheaper. Plus two gas chains here are either trying to sell their company or are closing stores

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

It's still on my to watch list! I still need to continue The Boys x.x

I haven't played, but it looks like a Roblox sandbox-tycoon.

Or have retired and won't actually have to work those jobs
I hate it
So much

“I don’t give a rats ass”
It was never yours to give

Last term was just an advertisement, and Trump's sold his product this term x.X

I feel like there's still an argument that Obama's third term wouldn't be consecutive, if that's the verbage used.
There's also mention about Vance running for president just to step down and let Trump lead

a man wearing a party hat is eating a piece of cake with the words happy birthday below him Alt: a man wearing a party hat is eating a piece of cake with the words happy birthday below him

Happy birthday, ya nerd!!! I love you much and hope you've a great day!!

Why is my County Assistance Office never available and why do I feel like it's because of the current administration?

I do love the hypocrisy in "you can't serve in the military if you have gender dysphoria" but "you can lead the health department if you have holes in your brain"

I don't believe my county has had a warning this season, but I've definitely stopped getting watch alerts like I used to
For context, I've just gotten a new phone so it could be used error

People take the piss outta Massholes not knowing how to drive, but goddamn do Penncocks not get pedestrian laws

No callouses, no cuts or scrapes, all his digits.
Pretty unmanly of him to have such pampered hands, tbh
/S

This is some Kim Jong Un shit right here

A tweet from "Covie" (@covie_93) that reads: "Speaker Mike Johnson from the great state of 'Louisnana' wants to get rid of the Department of Education." Below the tweet is an image of a large blue curtain featuring an emblem with a pelican and the words "SUPREME COURT" and "CONFIDENCE." The word "LOUISNANA" is prominently misspelled instead of "LOUISIANA." The mistake is highlighted with a red circle. In the foreground, three judges in black robes are seated at a table.

Can’t make this up.

A screenshot of a social media post from the account "GET A GRIP" (@docrussjackson ), timestamped 1 day ago, with a blue checkmark. The post quotes a previous post by "Martha Kelly" (@MarthaKelly3 ), which reads: "Under capitalism, it’s normal to let children go hungry, let banks force people out of their homes, let sick people die for lack of access to healthcare. But the idea that billionaires could just be less rich – not poor, not struggling, just less rich, is considered insane." The quoted post is followed by a reply from "techsiren" (@techhsiren

Just less rich. That’s all we’re asking.

Meanwhile I fell for both a mouse and a frog 😈😈😈