LizzieJoBob

I don't want Canada or Greenland…

I want PBS, Social Security, and The Smithsonian.

CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?! 🤚

(Not my joke, but very funny as an old person)

"I asked my daughter to give me the phone book. She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone.
so... the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken and my daughter is pissed."

"Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it." -- George Carlin

Why is it that the first person who comes to my mind with that quote is Leon Mush and his birth control car company?

And especially fuck everyone who chose not to vote at all, yet are loudly complaining about the leopards eating their faces! This shitshow was like being in a group project in school

A poem/song for Leon Mush:
Everybody hates your ass, doo-dah, doo-dah
Hope lose your total cash, oh, doo dah day
Fuck yourself all night
Fuck yourself all day
You’re a cancer on the world
Go & die by fire

(credit to doktor-x.bsky.social)

Remember People have the power and we are just getting started.

and here, a dazzling array of shakers and movers

Here's my take on this:
Mush (& DODGY) is getting all the headlines (& hate). This means Mango-poop Mussolini (a game show host & WWE talent-less heel who thrives on chaos & hate) doesn't get the attention he believes he should get. So he's throwing a tantrum now

Then "Mein Kampf: Das Musical"

They are all pieces of shit! Get rid of them, we don't need them, we don't want them

Thank you!! This is totally helpful & I will use it. I appreciate you & all the others who educated this USAmerican

I'm stealing a joke here from Reddit: I gave up being Catholic for Lent; my fast from Catholicism has lasted for years! (depending on actual age, 49 years since 12, 33 years since age 18, this year) Is there a prize?

MAGAts are vermin! I hold no quarter with them. But, as an ignorant US American, I'm not sure what or how the "elbows up" means...

Had an "Internet Bumper Sticker" once, a long, long, long, long, LONG time ago that said "God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts." Used to piss off the AOL message boards back in the day. LOL

❤️ Thank you!

We put on a really compelling, old, cheesy movie called "Beyond the Time Barrier", but ended up watching a live feed of New Orleans on Earthcam. NOLA is more entertaining, I guess, because I have no idea what's going on in the movie now 🤷‍♀️🤣

Thanks to the Felon-in-Chief...

Turned out her sister (age 46) was a PERFECT match. Procedure done 2/17. Donor cousin is still a little sore, but now my sick cousin is in remission! Now to heal her oral ulcers & more from the side effects of everything. But no more cancer!!!

This is just me shouting into the wind, but I have to shout that one of my "baby" cousins (43 or 44, not too sure) is finally cancer-free! She had been battling leukemia for quite a few years, needed a bone marrow transplant. (1 of 2)

Every single time! Could this be a universal trait that we all share? (U.S. comedian George Carlin did a bit on this in the 90s, which is hilarious!)

So, have we become the new "Iron Curtain"?

Peach Pit has always been a clown, since the 70s! He was a fucking joke in NYC as a developer, in the 70s & 80s, & then eventually he joined the World Wrestling (Fake) Entertainment, & got a badly scripted reality show, his circus just got more exposed. It's always been a clown, it will die a clown.

I call both of my middle fingers my "spirit fingers" because a lot of times (especially lately in the last month+), they reflect my true spirit, here in red FL.

I saw this way earlier. So, in other words, INTO THE FUCKING GROUND. At least she's minimally attractive... (ugly is to the bone!)

Assassination, technically, but these are merely semantics...