It’s a floor wax and a dessert topping!'s Avatar

It’s a floor wax and a dessert topping!

@pipercat.bsky.social

451 Followers  |  450 Following  |  4,554 Posts  |  Joined: 04.01.2024  |  2.3859

Latest posts by pipercat.bsky.social on Bluesky

For a second I thought you wrote that Lewendowski was “shag advisor”. Interpret that as you will.

17.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse
17.02.2026 01:15 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

He probably figured no one would remember Eisenhower

17.02.2026 00:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These companies all build cars on global platforms, they aren’t going to build a separate car for 35 states that don’t have emissions regulations; they’ll build the same car that they sell to California, Canada and the rest of the world that do.

17.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With all due respect to JFK, FDR was a better president

16.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just another day that ends in Y in America

16.02.2026 20:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In other news, water is wet

16.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He makes Dick Cheney look lovable compared to him.

16.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Charlize Theron

15.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Has someone told this Boer he’s not English-Scots-Irish and neither is Trump?

15.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So he thinks Trump isn’t completely on board with what these people are doing?

15.02.2026 16:29 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I think one of the leaders of the conservative movement being a pedophile is kind of an important thing to know

15.02.2026 13:40 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s always projection with these people. Always.

15.02.2026 13:39 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know, maybe the next democratic president should do it. And cut off their funding too. I’m tired of seeing my taxes go to these ungrateful fucks to keep their asses from becoming Bangladesh on the Ohio River because they can’t produce while the infrastructure in my city falls to pieces.

14.02.2026 19:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Too bad Biden and Garland didn’t do it, but norms and looking too political and all.

14.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

So I guess that’s one way to save social security, just have everyone kill themselves before they collect their benefits

14.02.2026 01:00 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Who’s the banana republic now?

14.02.2026 00:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Except for the parts that weren’t separate.

13.02.2026 19:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So what exactly is their purpose for being on Campus?

13.02.2026 18:36 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 13.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dude, you have to be over 30 to be eligible to be a senator, maybe the fact that most millennials have only been eligible to run for 5-16 years has something to do with it?

13.02.2026 15:48 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fake it until you don’t make it, then move the timeline

13.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m glad Rogan is seeing the light, but isn’t it pathetic that this is who a large portion of men in this country get their opinions from.

13.02.2026 11:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The context is law enforcement is really screwing up this investigation

13.02.2026 02:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, but did he wash his hands before leaving the bathroom?

13.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The problem was it didn’t have enough performative cruelty for Republicans

12.02.2026 19:18 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

That’s because these numbers are not possible

12.02.2026 19:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These standards only apply to the manufacture of the vehicle, emissions inspection is a state matter, and most red states don’t do it now anyway.

12.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Exactly, they design global platforms now, they don’t design entirely separate cars for different markets. It would cost them more to make a separate model with less emissions equipment just for the moron US market.

12.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And the auto industry won’t do it because they know the next democratic president will reimpose them

12.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 133    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

@pipercat is following 20 prominent accounts