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There’s a black guy dresses as Cornbread in Sinners at this pub and none of his yt friends knew what he was dressed as. Shameful.

I love you Kelly 😪

Kelly reciting Panic Switch by Silversun Pickups in her opening monologue of this weeks episode had me cackling

I finished work three hours ago and only just stepped through the door. Mark my words I will end you South Western Railway.

Pretty sure there’s someone going through psychosis on this train

I’m on a train and it’s moving but it’s packed and I’m standing up and I wanna die

Also I’m gonna reply to you all soon when i eventually get home. I should have just sat in the pub 💀💀💀

On a train that might be going to somewhere I can get a train but literally no one knows what’s going on. How can they fuck the trains up this bad?!

They won’t let us on the damn train I’m about to FLIP

The way I can hear this in my head…

Thank god there’s a Lush at Waterloo station. It’s so busy and stressful here but that Lush is a pocket of peace in the chaos 🥴

South western railway are trying to kill me

I’m really about to start crying on this tube

Check ur DM’s diva!

I love my boyfriend so much 🥹

Thank you so much!!!

Me looking stunning at the pub

AHHHHHHHHH LOOK AT THIS PIC MY MATE TOOK OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a naan wrap for lunch and my breath is still mega garlicky help

Exactly. Tell me when you have new shit in the uk 6 and just give it to me when I’m at work pls xoxox

SO dangerous. I’m gonna go nuts

I’m gonna be drowning in boots. New boot goofin all day every day

The shop I work in is right next door to a dr martens and they gave me their staff discount which is SIXTY FIVE PERCENT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh FUCK the clocks went back so I’m gonna miss so much of the stream! Don’t have fun till I get there!!

Gonna be late to the stream cause still in London but will be there divas!!!

My mate is trying to convince me to go roller skating tonight. Diva I can barely walk 💀

Just got rid of my aunt and now my fucking uncle is staying over. HE IS INSUFFERABLE AND HE SNORES AND HE SUCKS WHYYYYYYYYYY?

Idk what I was expecting with this new Rosalia song but it wasn’t this 👀

I feel like dookie fart and I’m sleepy 😪

She’s apparently splitting up with him