collyflower 🍉

Adagio for Strings

The dj at the wedding played this song and I swear to god everyone took a step back from me I was going so hard open.spotify.com/track/6TnnyF...

Sksksksks this gif is too fucking much 😂😂

Well luckily my cousin gave her wifi when I was there but now I’m just surviving on what little data I have left 😓😓😓

Also my wifi is still fucking down

Been home for like 5 minutes and my mum is already being difficult

I saw all your replies from Saturday and I’m so grateful to have this community you’re all so wonderful 💚💚💚💚

Dublin airport is run by fucking clowns what is going on?!

Still in Dublin but desperately need to get back home. These kids are killing me.

I’ll be okay I’m just gonna drink more

It sucks cause she also my godmother so I thought I could open up to her ☹️

I have my brother here and he’s a babe so I just cried on him but thank you 💚💚💚

I wanted to open up to my cousin about how I’m non binary but then she went on a transphobic rant and was saying how JK Rowling is right so yeah. This weekend is now ruined.

If I didn’t get fed I would have been dead for real

I wish I wasn’t so cool 😓

You know when you go to a wedding and there’s one adult that the kids become obsessed with and won’t leave them alone???? I am that adult today. Help.

Yay my cousin is married time to get drunk!

I can go out and get some but damn the universe hates me

Of course my period would start the same weekend as a wedding and I’m staying at my cousins house who literally has no need for pads or tampons 🌚

Becoolia and myself in Dublin!

Can you believe some gay guy from Arkansas led to this moment??? @becoolia.bsky.social

CATHERINE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭

Five jobs I’ve had:
Bartender
Bar Supervisor
Waitress
Sales assistant
Artist Liaison

As soon as I sat down with my pint in this bar CMAT starts playing and now Confidence Man is playing. I never wanna go back to London wahhhhhhh 😓

I’m actually in a gay bar in Dublin right now hahahaha

So I’ve finally met all my cousins kids and they’re all so cute and wonderful 🥹🥹🥹

Okay so the cousin that’s getting married is here with her kids and one of them has Down syndrome and he’s the most precious little thing. He keeps kissing me and hugging me I’m gonna SOB 😭😭😭

Apparently my cousins that haven’t met me are super hyped to meet me awwwwwww 🥹

Greetings from Dublin 😎

This has been a very unique experience at an airport cause my mum needs assistance. Driven to the gate and then driven to a platform that lifts us to the plane????? I’m having a great time.

But everyone has been super nice and accommodating for my mum 🥰🥰

I watch a lot of border security shows so airports scare the fucking shit out of me