AdriAnne

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Im cursed to always get a kernel wedged between my teeth

I lied. I ate one to find out if I still hate them. The results are in and I do still despise those wrinkled lil grape mistakes.

Eating trail mix while also completing the obstacle course of avoiding eating any of the raisins

I had to google tsundere to make sure I wasnt being insulted
But yeah its accurate

The way Ive seriously considered emailing some creators about sound dampening foam and pop filters because I can hear their big echoey recording rooms and lip smacking mouth noises

Strange Aeons has a sort of documentary of it and Im only like 30 minutes in but its pretty wild that anyone said yeah let me give that con failure a second try

What was their crime? Are they out on probation or does escaped cost extra?

No and Im now jealous that my car place only has extremely smashed bagels and a sad keurig on offer instead of this entertaining wonderland

Dont worry Ive been doing this for years it turned out pretty okay

I live for the thrill(cutting my hair without a mirror in the kitchen at 7pm on a Tuesday)! Oh somebody stop me!

But the aluminum in the antiperspirant is bad for the corn

Hes playing cookie clicker

Thank you for giving us a peak into your creative process

Cat named Hazel doing a stretch like a spooky halloween cat decoration

Cat named Lucy caught licking her stomach while folded in half, hamburger style

Least flattering pet photos: it helps that Im bad at photography but heres the worst I got

That better be some gourmet Scooby Doo type sandwich

To be fair when he learned to drive Im sure they still let you have a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other while you drove with all the windows up and your unbuckled children ran rampant in the back seat

Once you teach them they can go outside its hard to teach them to not to go outside

I want to say shred it and send that back in an envelope but the energy wasted and money spent on postage for that would not be worth it. Also Im sure what they want is a reaction and no reaction is the only way to keep that from them.

Joe has Katy Perrys name blocked because she has made homophobic comments in the past. I personally also hate her for continuing to work with Dr Luke after Kesha came forward with her lawsuit against him.

Sure
-get outlook for iphone

It just took them so long the first time because they got caught up on it not being a duck. Now that its named right they said oh of course thats approved!

I also wore all black last year and on a walk through the park a lady in an american flag tee felt the need to pointedly say "Happy 4th" at me

Do they think you're Rumplestilskin?? Why would you want their firstborn child if you dont want the $40?

Consider me not shocked at all that my old man coworker didnt like Last of Us S2 because it was "too much about Ellie and her friend and not about Pedro Pascal."

The orange juice is back and so is the voice inside me that insists it must be chugged

Last week I had a lil mental breakdown in a ShakeShack over them playing a club remix of Fast Car

No your email does not find me well. What kind of professional development goals am I supposed to make for a job I hate and do not want to be working in the next 6 months?

Twizzlers always

Toddler photo of me on the porch in a patchwork dress doing a big grin

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