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Or protect against rain!

Caves of Qud

RIP Flash, you were pretty fast

I said yep, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little Slivers.

It's a may effect, so sometimes it could just be a bear.

Ah yes, Dropout owner Hayes Steele and his boys.

Hellbent Azorius Discard, the new meta terror.

Gets a bit better if you manifest it (or whatever it is the kids do these days), but paying for it normally is rough.

Wait, his first name is Swanson? I thought his parents just named him Swan Boy.

"Oops, you didn't kill me in one hit. Maybe try again next turn?"

(jk, sanguine bond no you)

Only real drawback is that the stats are whatever.

Goes 0 overall on card advantage, and in decks where you'd run it putting 2 cards in the grave (another copy of Horn Neerin?) is just more upside.

It's good for if you want a card that absolutely

The final boss of landfall decks.

This is my blue Oblivion Ring. It's also a full DnD party, and also a unicorn.

Instabanned. Not for being overpowered (though it is), but for how long it takes to count out exactly that many cards you need to draw every time.

I appreciate the Ninjutsu cost, in case you really, really, really don't want to pay blue mana for this.

Jucika ASMR

A screenshot of a Discord embedded Bluesky post, the very post this one is responding to. It perfectly preserves the blurry image of the Mona Lisa herself. The added comment in Discord reads, "archiving this, just in case".

Can't be too safe

Hell yeah, I recognize that swirly foil they had.

Painter's Servant lets you kill off the concept of targeted sorcery speed removal.

For the low low price of just 7 mana in two easy installments, you too can shrink your creature down and start building them up to the size you want! Call now!

I know they won't put in the effort. But I wish they would.

Perfect for my Selesnya Overcosted Everything Kindred deck.

Pretty solid stats for 2 generic mana, but whatever you do, don't trigger Prowess three times in a turn.

too much blood too much blood!

"We've stopped printing hexproof, so that responding to creatures on the board is more fun and interactive."

Creature on the board:

He's terribly mysterious.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1966)