Chicago Bulls

Daboll knows he’s fired so it doesn’t matter if he ruins the first round QB

celebrating a record 4 day streak without Charlie Kirk having said something racist

the great khan of the plains is undefeated. he spreads his protection and his bounty across the land

Hot air balloon popped

I’m not going to waste an ounce of energy pretending to be unhappy he’s dead. Sucks for his kids and the bystanders but Charlie Kirk was a fucking stain on our planet and his erasure was a net positive. RIP Bozo.

Normalize celebrating when people you hate die.

Thank you for nothing, Ginny McCaskey, may the next century of piss on your grave be warmer than our memories of you ever were.

just found out somebody I hate online has a terminal illness

Nuclear take: as a result of white guilt and Soviet criticism, white Americans have become one of the least (anti-Black) racist lighter-skinned ethnicities in the world.

Like look at Western Europe, China, South Asia; those guys are still at the banana joke stage and it just forces you to cringe

I mean this as kindly as possible: Rhea Ripley is a 4 who cleans up to a 6. The hype is way overblown.

I don’t see why these guys can’t all be the same guy. Like how many mediocre 40-year old white guys does Hollywood need?

Lol

white rappers (solo acts) Mount Rushmore:

Em (obviously), Mac Miller (RIP), Paul Wall and Macklemore (sorry)

I listened to the LiAngelo Ball song and I just think it’s really mean of you guys to gas him up like he’s actually talented

Normalize celebrating when people you hate die.

Thank you for nothing, Ginny McCaskey, may the next century of piss on your grave be warmer than our memories of you ever were.

Am I the only one who gets offended at 5% off discounts? The human mind struggles to detect differences smaller than 20% and you’re coming at me with this Russell Peters BS? Sales should start at 25% off, otherwise just lower the full asking price and get tf out of my face

Pleased to report I am no longer going to Hell. Specifically, I just had a dream where someone had misgendered my cousin and I got really mad.

(Backstory: I met God while robotripping in the late 2010s and was told in no uncertain terms that transmisogynists go to Hell.)

The FDA needs to put a pause on approving new medications. There just aren’t enough syllables to give them non-ludicrous names anymore

that or $24 for my brother’s a dick and my Jesusy girlfriend changed her name

Drunk as shit just want to say Jesus is fake and Jessica Smentana looks like a political cartoon

Watching regular season college basketball during the nfl playoffs is a clear cry for help

an older man in a brown jacket is standing in front of a tree and saying no . ALT: an older man in a brown jacket is standing in front of a tree and saying no .

Texans: Okay CJ, even if it means throwing it into the ground; after the three-step drop you have to get the ball out quick.
CJ Stroud:

Commies are a Mickey Mouse team; Bowles just has rocks for brains. Guarantee Aaron Glenn is licking his chops at this matchup

Impossible challenge: name 5 worse receivers than Quentin Johnston since the year 2000. I’ll even spot you Kadarius Toney and Greg Little

Don’t get your political opinions from someone who wears a helmet to work

Chiefs fans when this loss keeps Burrow out of the playoffs

Ayo Edebiri is actually 100% Irish. Look at those teeth and tell me they’re not authentically British Isles

Which is stupider? The fact that Jimmy Butler is averaging 18.5/6/5 plus is thirty-fucking-five and thinks he has any trade leverage? Or the fact that he’s right?

there goes mr awesome. there goes mr nice

A smashed up Tesla Cyber Truck next to a barely damaged bollard.

Bollard > Cyber Truck
#WorldBollardAssociation

When you think about it, Manitoba is Minnesota’s Minnesota

I’m the North Dakota state of Mario kart Wii. No, I can’t hang with Georgia (my friend Jeremy) or Alabama (the Japanese), but if you come up in here with that weak-ass shit I’ll ruin your day.