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@phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social

The world's #1 producer and exporter of bad jokes. Pronouns: it/thecreature. Location: Fuck if I know. Fandoms: Only the toxic ones.

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I think Sony believes those "PlayStation has no games" jokes are literal and they would like to make sure PlayStation never receives any games.

19.02.2026 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This little fucker is impossible to draw.
#art #kirby

10.02.2026 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This sweet baby was rescued yesterday, she gave positive for parvo and is currently fighting for her life

She is my third rescue in 2 months, so if anyone would like to support her we're trying to get $150 dolars or $2550 pesos for her care ๐Ÿ™

ko-fi.com/rexandmailos...

08.02.2026 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

"Last time I checked floating pancakes don't exist".
SOURCE!!!??

10.02.2026 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure Valve will announce Half life 3 at this one.

10.02.2026 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh that's easy. If you are human you get kicked and if you aren't you also get kicked out. It is a very efficient system.

10.02.2026 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

n o

09.02.2026 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 94    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The demon is a metaphor for your art block.

09.02.2026 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listen here you young whippersnapper! I was there when the Internet was invented by Theodore W Internet himself! Right before he invented it he assured me that there would be a grand total of zero jokes on the entirety of the web and I think he might have known a little bit more about it than you!

09.02.2026 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry that was me. I accidentally hit the kill BlueSky button we all have on our phones. My bad guys.

09.02.2026 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œZeppelins are here and theyโ€™re here to stay. Accept it.โ€

06.02.2026 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Naah, I want them on trial.

04.02.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9354    ๐Ÿ” 1309    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 214    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
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DELTATRAVELER - Distance DELTATRAVELER - Kris and Susie go places that they shouldn't be at

An update on things.

deltatraveler.vyletbunni.com/news/20260203/

03.02.2026 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 179    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

We need an uncompromising rampart against the march of fascism. What we have instead is a pathetic, legacy functionary.

04.02.2026 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That cowboy ain't practicing proper gun safety. He has his finger on the trigger and it's directly pointing at the green dude's head.
The art looks great so I don't want you to think I'm criticizing it. It's just something I noticed.

01.02.2026 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The humany community does not accept you./s

01.02.2026 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trans rights are human rights forever and always. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

01.02.2026 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

I wouldn't be surprised if 90% of the files were just current and former gaming publisher CEOs.

01.02.2026 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I don't think there's a pokemon I wouldn't want to serve me free pancakes every morning. Because hey free pancakes.

01.02.2026 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's the killer.

01.02.2026 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She obviously should have tried just not dying./s

31.01.2026 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

POP THE BUBBLE

31.01.2026 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 962    ๐Ÿ” 258    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

POP THE BUBBLE!

31.01.2026 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder when regulators will remember we actually have anti-trust laws.

31.01.2026 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Hey daughter, I ran your drawing through an AI in order to improve it."

30.01.2026 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe if you say you won't draw any OC's ever again you'll end up drawing a bunch of them.

30.01.2026 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have insider information on when the Fourth of July will be this year.

30.01.2026 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right wingers are so miserable that even if Tomodachi had zero references to the LGBTQ+ people they would still find some way to call it woke. Anything short of fascism apologia makes a piece of art woke to them.

30.01.2026 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@thecrescentfox.bsky.social family has set up a GoFundMe page to help to help with the medical bills and recovery. He is a great friend to me and others and really do not want to see him suffer from medical bills just to beat cancer again.

Please donate or share

gofund.me/f827206e9

30.01.2026 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 111    ๐Ÿ” 172    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

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