Richard Parfitt

And this isn't some random councillor or Facebook commenter btw, that's one of their five MPs. One of their top 5 people.

This has nothing to do with migration or small boats or money spent on hotels. It's just hating people who aren't white. This will be Farage's Britain.

I see Farage has called on the police to arrest individuals who have made death threats against him. It's worth noting that this has happened before and the police *did* arrest the person responsible.

Reform's pledge to stop the boats within two weeks didn't even last two days.

I was looking for a meme or something with the quote from the Thick of It when the minister says "If i resigned the day I was appointed I'd be prime minister by now". I couldn't find one but I did get this gem of a response from one of the AI tools that I understand will soon take my job.

Very patriotic of Farage to advertise his employer with a GB News lapel pin in Congress.

Can I start a gofundme for the bear at the end of 'We're Going on a Bear Hunt'? The poor guy looks so sad. He only wanted to eat a young family.

Am I doing it right?
#operationraisethecolours

Call me old fashioned but taking taxpayers money and giving it to a terrorist government that hundreds of British soldiers died fighting might be a bad policy.

Nigel Farage's plan is to sign an agreement with the Taliban to return people fleeing their government to Afghanistan.

"Get 60% off selected kids" may not be the best bit of ad copy I've ever read.

The Bear Went Over the Mountain, in contrast, is an absolute banger. Catchy and with an important message about the futility of endeavour.

Miss Polly is the worst nursery rhyme. You'll be back in the morning with your bill, will you? Nationalise that shit.

The Trump practice of public humiliation diplomacy to wank off his fanbase is one of the purest forms of bullying. It's recreational. It doesn't matter that it isn't true, it matters that it's fun.

Iceland presents: Daft Punk Juniors #eurovision

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Spain #eurovision

I mean it's all awful really isn't it?

For those who find Radiohead too upbeat, I present Lithuania #eurovision

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As always, this competition needs more ska #Eurovision

You will be able to tell how many beers I've got through by the frequency of my posts on here #Eurovision

If you're watching the Pope Results Show on demand please do not call as your vote won't count and you may still be charged.

The Pope may be American, but Jesus is English.

Never forget that, for all his talk about wasteful government spending, Nigel Farage employed his wife and his mistress at your expense.

You have to love a beer burp. Tastes like beer and makes room for more beer. That's what we in the beer burp business call a win win.

Let's end the "Mussolini made the trains run on time" myth of the far right as the brutal but practical option. They're both shits and shit at running things.

Just replied to a Reform conspiracy theorist on a local Facebook group like the crazy thrill seeker that I am.

It's been a hard weekend so far but adulthood has destroyed my alcohol tolerance and I've had two beers, so ladies and gentlemen and people JK doesn't like IT'S TIME TO FUCKING POST MATE.

Jesus comes back from the dead tomorrow and you haven't even done the dishes.

Imagine saying "I built rockets and cars I can handle anything" and then giving up after less than six months because a Dem Senator and some comedians were mean about you.

I guess Elon couldn't come up with five accomplishments in his email.