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CNN‬ ‪@cnn.com‬ · 1m People Magazine, spurning millions of sexy dead people, has once again chosen a Sexiest Man Alive. cnn.it/43ejtnb

i want the person in charge of this to know that it is funny and it is cnn's fault you will still be spurned for it

Best crossover of two of my faves!! Excellent.

Two of my favourites together on one podcast! Excellent!!

every girl is bi. you just have to figure out whether it's sexual, polar, pedal, modal, national, axial, annual, carbonate, metallic, or bimbap

"I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS." has been playing on loop in my head all day

Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.

The story so far: In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made Mrs. Dalloway very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Mrs. Dalloway was dead: to begin with.

Oh jeez, Just as I posted this I saw that Celeste Ng got that one already. :)

Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into Mrs. Dalloway.

[They stab Caesar.]

I recently canceled a planned trip to NYC this summer--no interest in giving the US any of my tourist $$ atm.

VERY IMPORTANT THREAD.

Under Meta’s new content moderation policy, certain online attacks are banned *unless* the target is LGBTQ, in which case the attacks are allowed.

Yes you read that right: There’s a queer exception to Meta’s restrictions on attacks on people, specifically: 🧵

Friendly reminder as the Canadian government continues to bust unions, without unions we wouldn’t have any of these rights:

people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙