@samham.bsky.social
Once a goon, now a goblin. 🏳️🌈🆒🍻
Someone call the undertaker
24.07.2025 17:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why does it feel like the more internet we have, the less intelligent everyone becomes?
11.06.2025 22:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whoever video edits Secret Lives of Mormon Wives might be the best to ever do ‘receipt’ clips.
27.05.2025 19:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0& her parents are the worst ones…?? Move far, far away bb.
27.05.2025 19:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Feminist until a British metalcore band wants to yell “you filthy fuckin’ CUNT” over terror chords
10.05.2025 12:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The lesbians told me to watch Arcane and Harley Quinn, and now I’m horny for cartoons. Help I’m a man!
01.05.2025 23:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some people get juices after a workout, I pull up at sonic for a cherry limeade like a wild beast.
30.04.2025 20:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*rump got in that Tesla and made me feel like he’s never used a laptop. I just know that mf doesn’t know how to download a pdf.
13.03.2025 17:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
probably 95% of this cast
#survivor48
If you’re wearing a cross necklace, I don’t trust you. And that’s the state of “love thy neighbor” in this country.
27.02.2025 00:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Task force” is where corporate ideas go to die. Call it a “pacify party” and move on.
18.02.2025 14:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Man, I would kill for terrors to be that simple in real life rn.
29.01.2025 21:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Had a night terror that I forgot to vhs record TRL and missed Hoobastank’s “The Reason” debut after school.
29.01.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@unrivaledwbb.bsky.social jersey merch incoming?
26.01.2025 02:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is going to sound corny as fuck but I am awfully grateful for this website this week.
22.01.2025 18:49 — 👍 15259 🔁 665 💬 416 📌 49Survivor Carolyn can be my wife. I can handle her.
15.01.2025 22:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And here I thought he was bi.
19.12.2024 19:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh Jesus they’re really dragging him ☠️☠️
19.12.2024 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oof JR piece of meat to piece of shit QUICK.
19.12.2024 19:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Men voting for men even though there’s a clear winner? Never heard of it.
19.12.2024 16:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fellas, is it gay to bake?
Kitchenaid: not today, daddy
Remember when Sierra Nevada was the only IPA you could find at a bar?
19.12.2024 04:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Restaurant**
15.12.2024 03:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I spell restraint so wrong every time that autocorrect doesn’t even know what I’m going for.
15.12.2024 02:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Zaina is top tier. Fuck an ultimatum girl, you can have your pick.
13.12.2024 05:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aria needs to run tf away from Temu Weeknd.
13.12.2024 05:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Scotty really thought his ‘man issuing the ultimatum’ highlight would blind people of his ‘gaslight and trap’ method.
13.12.2024 05:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh Temu Weeknd? I agree.
13.12.2024 05:45 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0What’s it like to dress, not match at all, and still look great? How do they do it??
03.12.2024 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bisexual women love hard launching their boyfriends on social.
09.11.2023 05:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
