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Who used a photo of me without my permission?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

23.10.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ก

23.10.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They don't give a damn about history, they just want to sell more merch. Grifters gonna grift. ๐Ÿ™„

23.10.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep. You're not the first person I've seen compare the destruction of the WH to narcissistic abuse. The ๐ŸŠ saw how the nation and the world mocked him on 10/18. He felt the need to remind us of the harm he's capable of, "scare us back in line." It was retaliation. He's a small, petty, insecure man.

23.10.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿข

23.10.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not patriotic, but seeing those photos pissed me off on a core level that I didn't know I could feel over a building, a symbol. When does it stop? When does someone, anyone, step in & do something? I know it's tough with the ongoing shutdown, but Congress hadn't been checking or balancing shit.

23.10.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

18.10.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5295    ๐Ÿ” 1642    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

I fear uncertainty. I worry about every aspect of my life but somehow power through.

I really need to tell myself this right now. Sorry to vague-post; I'm just really scared.

17.10.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit, that's fucked up!

Dude, I'm mad for you!! ๐Ÿคฌ

14.10.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the hell happened?! Scammed how, and by whom? (Or I should ask who did they claim they were, really.)

14.10.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tweet from the Anonymous account says, โ€œMake sure the dude in the frog costume in Portland knows he's an icon.โ€ The image is a stylized poster of a frog wearing a stars-and-stripes scarf with the word โ€œHOPโ€ below, in the style of the Obama โ€œHOPEโ€ poster.

A tweet from the Anonymous account says, โ€œMake sure the dude in the frog costume in Portland knows he's an icon.โ€ The image is a stylized poster of a frog wearing a stars-and-stripes scarf with the word โ€œHOPโ€ below, in the style of the Obama โ€œHOPEโ€ poster.

You gotta give โ€˜em hop.

13.10.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16443    ๐Ÿ” 3894    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 314    ๐Ÿ“Œ 132
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Children's Environmental Health Day Healthy environments for all kids!

DYK? More than a third of chronic illnesses and developmental challenges in kids are caused by environmental factors, and their impacts aren't distributed equally. This #CEHDay, let's focus on building a healthier, safer, more equitable future for all children: cehday.org

09.10.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mr. Trump said "We could have much better health care than we have right now."

No kidding.

20+ million will see their premiums double. 15 million thrown off health care entirely.

Pres. Trump, in case you didnโ€™t know, this is what the shutdown is about.

End your health care cuts.

06.10.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2180    ๐Ÿ” 414    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 69    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

I'm so glad you had a good time! We had fun, too. โ˜บ๏ธ Your haircut is so freaking adorable and I'm glad you're happy with it.

Hopefully you get a nap. I'm in bed, I'm beat!

27.09.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you still having heartburn or is that okay now, too?

23.09.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yikes!

05.09.2025 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I took that through a chain-link fence and I think it's pretty good, considering that.

31.08.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It was a beautiful evening and I got to spend it with friends of the two- and four-legged kind enjoying pizza and beer in Baltimore before taking a nice walk to get ice cream. We were walking along an overpass over some train tracks and I decided to ๐Ÿ“ธ!

31.08.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is what Luke Skywalker shared that I thought I reposted.

30.08.2025 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you โœจimagineโœจ his outrage?! The stress might finally do him in.

30.08.2025 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, I made you sandwiches! ๐Ÿฅช Hopefully your body will take things a little better with food in it tomorrow.

27.08.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You've got this! ๐Ÿฅฐ

27.08.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is great!

15.07.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A drawing of a smiling tiger. The caption reads, "There's no need to be so hard on yourself, you're managing as best as you can."

A drawing of a smiling tiger. The caption reads, "There's no need to be so hard on yourself, you're managing as best as you can."

12.07.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1559    ๐Ÿ” 615    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’œ

12.06.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's freaking adorable!!

12.06.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tippy tappin' in anticipation.

11.06.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a dog is sitting on the floor with the words so excited above it . ALT: a dog is sitting on the floor with the words so excited above it .
11.06.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A drawing of a baby phoenix rising from ashes. The caption reads, "please be patient; you will find a way to feel like yourself again"

A drawing of a baby phoenix rising from ashes. The caption reads, "please be patient; you will find a way to feel like yourself again"

10.06.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7073    ๐Ÿ” 1883    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53

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