Haven’t posted in a while. World is in the trash. But imagine you’re in line at Chipotle and the person in front of you opens their notes app…you know in that moment they are ordering complex things for like 12 people and that’s just how your day is going.
17.07.2025 00:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Has anyone seen the state of the White House’s .gov page lately?!
I can’t stomach that this is the world I’m living in right now.
06.03.2025 17:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eugenicist in action. He believes (falsely) he’s propagating his “superior” lineage into the world. 🤮
01.03.2025 20:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This blue American thanks you!
28.02.2025 19:57 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Zelenskyy meeting?
28.02.2025 19:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I was thinking laser pointer 🤣
27.02.2025 20:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The article is misrepresenting what the probationary period is. Saying it’s typically employees in their first two years. My understanding is that in a new role (promotion or lateral move) also results in a probationary status. If I can understand that as a layperson, why can’t a staff writer at AP?
24.02.2025 22:56 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Yup and now it looks like reporting and reviews are turned off
13.02.2025 17:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I wonder if Grimes is pissed that her kid was deemed the potentially expendable one.
11.02.2025 22:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Currently stress snacking on Corn Nuts. Four years of this is going to give me TMJ
10.02.2025 19:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Any hackers want to have a go at shutting down Xitter? Just saying, I think the rest of us wouldn’t mind…
07.02.2025 17:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I mean, delete the old post? Remove the links? Just a suggestion.
05.02.2025 14:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Yes, I just can’t fathom why one person hasn’t just stepped up here. It only takes one!
04.02.2025 19:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Serious question. What is keeping someone, anyone, from physically arresting or restraining Elon Musk or any members of his goon squad?
04.02.2025 19:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
04.02.2025 05:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Question really is, was it ever predicted in an episode of The Simpsons?
03.02.2025 22:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Awesome outfit!!!
03.02.2025 04:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Scroll the comments, another user linked to their shop
31.01.2025 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This right here is the best kind of malicious compliance!
31.01.2025 16:33 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And sooooo many Springfields
31.01.2025 00:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Exactly!! Wake up NPR and call a spade a spade.
28.01.2025 22:45 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
People need to get out and VOTE IN LOCAL AND STATE elections. Grow from the roots up and keep the evil out of school boards and city councils
23.01.2025 06:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This was done for the Line Fire in September as well. Brave firefighters at work!!
23.01.2025 06:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When all your spoons get used up just trying to find a heath provider for your child and you need to go lie down for a little.
But sure, the American for profit healthcare system is GREAT.
26.11.2024 23:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yup. Trump supporting nasties. Wisconsin’s “finest”. Sadly they have a stranglehold on the corrugated box business… and a creepy obsession with Hall and Oates.
22.11.2024 18:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When given the choice between man and bear, bear is the correct choice 🐻
21.11.2024 18:30 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Mine always does this with the first mouthful. So weird!
20.11.2024 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
As long as each phase is still against the machine…
20.11.2024 23:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Stilton I believe!
20.11.2024 18:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Funny how the trolls seem to have usernames attempting subterfuge. Already had to block Kamala4Eva and “Mr. Truth”. 🙃
20.11.2024 17:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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