Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️

I stayed up watching this just to shout "NO" loud enough to wake up my roommate I think

Wondering how quickly a biography of me would get R-rated if it was a film

When they said smashing pumpkins this isn't what I had in mind.

Just played my favorite game of "Penis or Pipebomb" with TSA and got the world's shittiest handjob out of it.

If :3 is a cat, then :4 is a mouse

Todaybor Day is Labor Day.

Just saw someone on the side of the road using a VHS camcorder.

The fucking hit of nostalgia was wild.

The wild thing about being a top is that if a bottom finds out they just start running like a lost puppy. Like what do they think going ":3" and "Mommy uwu" is going to do, huh?

All you have to do is just look at them a certain way and they're already squealing. They're so easy it's not even funny

Coming to the realization that I could just sell pictures of my feet

I hear you on the clotting risk, sister. I have a genetic condition that makes me prone to them, and they've had me on anticoagulants as a precaution so I could get on it.

Hoping things can work out for you if it's something you want to do.

As an Episcopalian, I'm proud of the stands the church continues to hold. From the inauguration to this latest travesty.

Are you bad at making decisions or did you grow up constantly being told you were doing things wrong that you choose to do nothing instead?

Gridlock

Please Be Normal.

When people ask me what is wrong with me and then I ask how much time they have, it's a very serious question and I am wishing someone would listen.

In no order but it can be said this way:

The worlds fucked
People are fucked
I'm fucked
I want to get fucked
Things beyond my control are fucked

I wonder if trans fat are going to get banned in the US

Shitty AI images from Congress cool thanks

An extremely round gray squirrel hunched over a nut in its paws, nibbling on its exterior. The squirrel’s tail is draped over its back, but looks small and sad because the squirrel is so big in comparison

Stop doomscrolling for a second and look at this absolute unit that visited me earlier today

Is it necrophilia if it's with someone that's dead on the inside

If republican men are the top consumers of trans videos I might as well cash in on the market.

Fine enough to see in the dark. I don't like bright light

With our eyes

An image of the second encounter of the Destiny 2 dungeon Sundered Doctrine. The boss' name is Zoetic Lockset.

This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and what I have for you today is...

If losing sleep was an Olympic sport I'd probably be on the podium

Mental stability ain't got nothing on laying in bed for 4 hours thinking about all the things you've been yelled at for

Tap tap is this thing on hi I'm here now