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It really blows my mind some people prefer chains over local restaurants, cafes, and stores. Go out and support local!

They can

Never in doubt. Stat is ready for a monster run #AEW

you can’t tell me jon moxley isn’t one of the best wrestlers of his generation. he’s unselfish, completely giving of himself and his talent and his time. he’s more than earned a long ass vacation but he’s here every week working his ass off, putting people over and making AEW better. #AEWFullGear 🤼

Oh thank god they finally came to their senses and took the belt off Fletcher #AEW

AEW is the KOR show.

Sorry Mark ily but fighting dopey-ass Kyle Fletcher isn’t really in the same stratosphere as repeatedly humiliating the biggest heel in the promotion

YEESSSS

My beloved Kyle O’Reilly is the biggest non-Hangman babyface in AEW bow down

Sorry but that title is absolutely Trump’s

ICE aren’t soldiers

It can if you want it to

No I’m referring to all frivolous pastimes. Only related to the other tweet in that gamers are some of the absolute worst offenders

When he was doing the Sleazy Kyle shtick in PWG Excalibur called his dick the auto parts, in case you were wondering

A depressingly large number of things

That’s so insane to me

You can buy a PC for the same price and it does eight million more things it’s a stupid product

The shitty new Steam PC/console hybrid

Wasted lives

"Women expire after 25.”

Oh I see so when our brains are fully developed and we are less susceptible to manipulation?

What you mean is you like children you can manipulate. 🫶🏽

Do you want to learn about another dinosaur?

Oxalaia, it was a spinosaurid from the Late Cretaceous that lived in what is now Brazil.

And if you’re expecting me to tell you that we know very little about it, much like other spinosaurids, you’d be correct.

We know next to nothing.

👇👇

But at least the Celtics have a limited number of games you can watch and it’s vaguely reasonable. It’s also not like a childish hobby. So many people are retreating into nostalgia, escapism and infantile pursuits. I’m like legit concerned about the societal effects

I think a lot of people need to dial down the importance of their hobbies in their lives

People are out here getting Extremely Mad about me not liking the new consumer product everyone has been manipulated into hyping up

İnstagram post of massimo_osanna showing a sculpture/idol of Hercules battling with Nemea lion. The material is fossilized coral.

This is fossilized coral!🤯😍🏺

It does less for the same amount of money. It’s not complicated

Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet

Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings

MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs

Aggressively so

Lol I’m sorry but calling the specs on that thing “great” is preposterous. I suppose it all depends on the price. If it’s $600 it makes perfect sense. If it’s $1000 it’s just a horrible value