JPThrice

If Baty doesn't completely fuck that up with the way Helsley pitched it's only one run. But....Mets. #LGM

lol of course

When do they usually start announcing the Hall of Fame?

Bump.

HOLY HELL EDWIN DIAZ. #LGM

*goose meme*

WHY WAS HE EXILED?

COME ON MARK LET'S DO THIS. #LGM

LET'S GO PETE!! #LGM

HERE WE (hopefully) GO! #LGM

Nimmo looks absolutely LAWST. #LGM

IT WASSSSS

PETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #LGM

........HE DIDN'T OFFER AT THAT? #LGM

Well. Soto did give that one a ride. #LGM

#LGM I GUESS.

Checked IG when I woke up only to find one person felt so strongly about everyone being pissed that Brock Lesnar was back in WWE he made a full ass video saying YOU ARE ALL NOT LAWYERS. Alright , bud. Earned that unfollow super quickly.

I haven't seen this many people show their asses online since my parents got broadband internet when I was 13.

Brock Lesnar was only able to appear at the end of Summerslam because of terrible traffic on the highway.

Google “Brock Lesnar Traffic” for more info.

Just for the record, if you're negotiating a new contract at work, and your boss offers up his girlfriend as a signing bonus, you should definitely call the police.

It used to be embarrassing to be a wrestling fan because people would think you’re stupid.

Now it’s embarrassing to be a wrestling fan because people might assume you support sex trafficking.

🎶Look in my eyes
What do you see?
The sex trafficking company🎶

Gee I wonder why they decided to stop doing the post-show press conferences this weekend.

...boy, they're sure leaning in to being terrible, aren't they?

Why couldn't you get the third team that's strange? 🤼

Got halfway through prepping nachos and realized the tortilla chips are in the trunk of the car. Which is not here. Woof.

Stat line for today's Mets pitchers. Normally I would make sure I do a good job with alt text but just know that Montas sucked real bad and Warren did real good.

#LGM

Bump.

My heart says "No" but my brain says "Maybe?"

It's almost like the Mets had never seen Butto pitch before. #LGM

Wild it's almost like they should have added a starter at the deadline. That's crazy. #LGM