Johnathan Lyman

This image shows a snapshot of the American League baseball standings, divided into the division leaders and the wild card race. At the top of the AL, the Toronto Blue Jays lead the East Division with a 68–50 record and a .576 winning percentage. They’ve played evenly in their last ten games, going 5–5. In the Central Division, the Detroit Tigers are on top with a 67–51 record, good for a .568 winning percentage, and they also have a 5–5 record over their last ten games. Leading the West Division are the Houston Astros at 65–52, a .556 winning percentage, with the same 5–5 mark in their last ten. The wild card standings show the Boston Red Sox and Seattle Mariners tied for the top two spots, each with a 65–53 record and a .551 winning percentage. Both teams are 2.5 games ahead in the wild card race and have been hot recently, each going 8–2 in their last ten games. The New York Yankees are sitting just behind them with a 62–55 record and a .530 winning percentage, but their recent form has been less impressive at 4–6 in their last ten.

Wild.

Mariners will sit atop of Wild Card if they win, tonight.

Don’t tease me with a good time.

The Mariners having a better record than THEE New York Yankees is insane, and I’m here for it.

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Happy ESPN 8: The Ocho day, to all who celebrate

Happy start-of-the-NFL-season to all who celebrate

I’m amazed they haven’t killed it, tbh. If I was addicted to ads as a business model, I’d smoke it immediately.

I heard this particular series of MacBooks described as toilet seats for the first time last weekend and now I can’t unsee it.

b/c I’m basic and have low standards 😅

Ahh good ol loginwindow. Dope that there’s a command to track it down!

TextExpander has the same reporting, so it’s not just iTerm. I don’t think macOS will even say which process claimed secure input.

Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan dead at 71 after 'suffering cardiac arrest at home' WWE legend Hulk Hogan has died at age 71, according to reports. Hogan, born Terry Gene Bollea, was found dead in his Clearwater, Florida, home on Thursday morning. First responders responded to the…

Hulk Hogan passed away today. As a passive wrestling fan, I’m bummed to hear it, but he went down a weird path so the feelings are tempered. www.the-sun.com/sport/148107...

With the passing of Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath and Live Nation would be doing everyone a great service if they re-released the reunion show from a few weeks ago, even for $$. The fact that it's one of those "if you weren't there or streamed it right then, you'll never see it" things feels shitty.

TFW the line drops so much you think you broke something

When Streaming Won’t Cut It and You Need the DVD

Got a small shout out in The NY Times, on my birthday, no less: www.nytimes.com/2025/07/13/m...

In 1994 the Pentium FDIV bug that caused 1 in 9,000,000,000 calculations to be slightly inaccurate lead to a massive recall after Intel downplayed it.

In 2025 it’s normal for tech companies to sell software that is just lying outright and half of the time fails at the simplest calculations.

Once again, we were not nominated for an Emmy due to not being a TV show.

microdosing touching grass by looking at the default windows xp desktop wallpaper

He sold vaccine cards and injected kids with saline so they thought they were vaccinated. There are no rules anymore

We left our morale in 1997. XHTML ensured it was never coming back.

I wish we would stop getting cute. 😑

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Email from the ADL: "Dear Joel, It is shocking and disgraceful that the largest teachers union in the country, the National Education Association, is calling for a boycott of ADL and our decades of education materials and data. This biased and one-sided resolution would keep our vital lessons about antisemitism, about the Holocaust, and about hate, bigotry and bias out of K-12 classrooms. You might wonder what possible rationale there is for this latest example of open hostility toward Jewish educators, students and families, which comes on the heels of reports by Jewish K-12 teachers regarding other antisemitic activity happening within their unions. Why is the NEA excluding ADL’s voice from educational spaces at a time of skyrocketing antisemitism? The answer is clear: for a group of pro-Hamas activists inside NEA, their problem with ADL is our belief in the right of Israel to exist. Nothing less, nothing more. Click here to tell the NEA Executive Committee members that it is unacceptable to fail the students they are supposed to serve by depriving them of resources that can help them fight antisemitism, hate and discrimination. Don’t let the radical anti-Israel advocates within the NEA marginalize Jewish voices."

This claim by the ADL that everyone in the teachers' unions who has issues with working with the ADL at this moment in history is "pro-Hamas" is so intellectually dishonest that it beggars belief. Shades of "You're with us or you're with the terrorists" from the Bush administration.

A screenshot from an HP laser printer web interface detailing the following: - a notification that the black, cyan, magenta, and yellow cartridges are low - the estimated cartridge levels for black, cyan, magenta, and yellow as 30%, 80%, 80%, and 80% respectively.

5/7 perfect.

Mr. President, you love playing the schoolyard bully but, at age 79, it’s time to cut it out. It’s one thing to steal one kid’s lunch money, but your bill STEALS LUNCH MONEY FROM MILLIONS OF KIDS. Now, that’s real ugly.

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I tried singing this version to my toddler and now she’s already planning on putting me in a home as soon as she can.

USA 🇺🇸 🎉 ⚽️

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